Ed Helms Quotes
That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the jingle hop has begun.
I feel like I'm worried about my later years in life because I feel like I'm using up so much good karma right now. There's going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road.
So long as your desire to explore is greater than your desire to not screw up, you're on the right track.
Don't be afraid of fear. Because it sharpens you, it challenges you, it makes you stronger; and when you run away from fear, you also run away from the opportunity to be your best possible self.
This may come as a surprise, given the nature of my job, but I am very guarded and contemplative. I'm not a naturally boisterous person.
White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.
It still surprises me when I find something in any North Carolina newspaper that isn't mad at me about something.
Such schemes take money from people who can least afford to spend it to support an unneeded bureaucracy that eats money people thought they were providing for education.
I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them.
It has become more acceptable to describe yourself as a conservative, but not everyone who uses that term about themselves really is truly conservative.
We can live our own lives in a way that does not bring reproach on the principles we claim to support.
I have tried at every point to seek God's wisdom on the decisions I made, and I made it my business to speak up on behalf of the things God tells us are important to Him.
There is a big difference between The Merchant of Venice and a photograph of two males of different races in an erotic pose on a marble table top.
I want our government to encourage and protect freedom as well as our traditions of faith and family.
Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade school classes that teach our children that CANNIBALISM, WIFE-SWAPPING, and the MURDER of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior.
This is an area where North Carolina does excel. I have known more colorful North Carolina political figures than I have colorless ones.
The real problem is arranging that experience in a way that tells a story, which is just incredible enough to be interesting, but credible enough to be believed.
I've been to Indonesia, but I've never been to Thailand. I hear the people are lovely, the food is delicious, and that the heat and humidity are lethal.
The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint that's thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic, and interfere with other men's rights.
The interests of the United States are better served by demanding reform and seeing that reform takes place than by removing our influence from the U.N.
America must be the moral leader. It is not enough to have power. Power must be used to protect freedom and give all people hope for the opportunity to see the fruit of their own labor.
Conservatism is a hard choice for a society that has become accustomed to big government and big entitlements promoted by liberals.
I don't care what the New York Times says about me, and no one I care about cares what the New York Times says about me.
The big secret to winning elections is to get more votes than your opponent. My friend Representative Robin Hayes is a good example to study.
When you try hard at everything you do, even when it feels foolish to do so, you’re opening up doors and possibilities you might not be seeing in the moment.
Chickens are a symbol of chaos. Wherever you stick a chicken, unless it's a chicken farm, it's just chaos.
Who among us wouldn't rush out and buy a Pepsi if we thought it would make the Osborne's disappear?
Vulnerability is huge. I love to see that in characters. It's something I feel like a lot of my comedic heroes have always done.
First there was the New Hampshire primary, and we had nearly a year leading up to it. And now, look! Three primaries in one weekend! How many of these things are they going to have?
It's their deliberate, disgusting, revolting conduct that is responsible for the disease
It may surprise people to know that I advocate the reform of the United Nations, not its abolishment.
We have to be a state where business is welcome and jobs are created. We have to demand value for what is spent and we need to continue to resist a lottery.
I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.
The smile on your lips brings the summer sunshine, the tears in your eyes bring the rain. I feel your touch, you warm embrace, and I'm in heaven again.
Improvisation is about finding the best joke or the silliest way to get something across. Improvising conflict is always fun because you can just go for it.
What I am suggesting is hard work and it can be slow work, but the rewards are well worth it.
The nation must to a degree take it on faith that we, too, are honorable men devoted to her service.
Yes; we have a specific procedure which we follow in all cases where the Agency is in contact, for the purposes of acquiring intelligence or whatever the case may be, with an individual.
I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever.
There is something beautiful in the mundane if you take enough microscope to it and focus in on something that seems innocuous to begin with.