Ed Martin Quotes

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

All these things He must be in me, abiding, living, speaking in me; that I may be the righteousness of God in Him (2 Cor. v. 21); not in love, nor in gifts and graces which follow; but in Him.

Once I started to look i finally began to see.

The curses of the ungodly are more pleasing to God's ears than the hallelujahs of the pious

I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.

The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must choose, and in a free will universe I do have a choice.

If I had spent a quarter of the time that I spent manipulating my sexuality in front of a piano instead, I would be the most gifted piano player of my lifetime.

Antichrist is the pope and the Turk [Muslim] together. A beast full of life must have a body and soul. The spirit or soul of Antichrist is the pope, his flesh or body the Turk.

What is it to serve God and to do His will? Nothing else than to show mercy to our neighbor. For it is our own neighbor who needs our service; God in heaven needs it not.

For many years I thought I was bisexual. And then I would ask myself, 'What is bisexual? Does that even exist?'

Love is poison. A sweet poison, yes, but it will kill you all the same.

Parades are man's attempt to make traffic exciting.

We need not invite the Devil to our table; he is too ready to come without being asked. The air all about us is filled with demons.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

Let us not flutter too high, but remain by the manger and the swaddling clothes of Christ, 'in whom dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily.'

I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.

Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?

I canceled a show once to be with someone that I loved.

I think religion is a bunch of hooey, and I think that the holidays are an opportunity for people to get stressed out, getting their rush to shop. It's so conformist.

We've learned to fly the air like birds, we've learned to swim the seas like fish, and yet we haven't learned to walk the earth as brothers and sisters

We must rapidly begin the shift from a "thing-oriented" society to a "person-oriented" society.

Courage faces fear and thereby masters it. Cowardice represses fear and is thereby mastered by it.

Love is the only creative, redemptive, transforming power, in the universe.

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

Take away the Mass, destroy the Church.

Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

what the situation will be like in the world before the Lord returns, namely, Christ will be despised, and the preachers of the Gospel will be regarded as fools.

One drop of Christ's blood is worth more than heaven and earth.

A lie is like a snow-ball; the longer it is rolled, the larger it is.

More cases of loss of religious faith are to be traced to the theory of evolution. . .than to anything else.

God doesn't want you to go to church. He wants you to want to go to church.

Some plague the people with too long sermons; for the faculty of listening is a tender thing, and soon becomes weary and satiated.

I think from an artist's point of view, everything in art, in fact everything in the world is available as material.

A successful career will no longer be about promotion. It will be about mastery.

America must begin the struggle for democracy at home. The advocacy of free elections in Europe by American officials is hypocrisy when free elections are not held in great sections of America.

There are 7 billion people in the world, and 5.1 billion of them have a cell phone, and 4 billion have a toothbrush.

Our Lord God doesn't do great things except by violence, as they say

There is no gown or garment that worse becomes a woman than when she will be wise.

Roughly 21,000 new brands are introduced worldwide per year, yet history tells us that more than 90% of them are gone from the shelf a year later.

Thus ideas like subliminal advertising today rarely works and or even exists.

The worship of God....should be free at table, in private rooms, downstairs, upstairs, at home, abroad, in all places, by all peoples, at all times

The idea is to buy when the probability is greatest that the market is going to advance.

How is God's name hallowed among us? When both our doctrine and living are truly Christian.

The problem with most people, is that they are most people.

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

It is impossible for a man to be a Christian without having Christ; and if he has Christ he has at the same time all that is in Christ.