Ed McMahon Quotes

I have a really hard time connecting to music that doesn't feel like I'm somehow solving a puzzle that applies to my life.

You can grow without destroying the things that you love.

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

It's very hard to step into a job when people are just dismissing you as a pretty face, and saying you got your job only because your surname is McMahon.

The number one quality is charisma. You have to be able to connect with the audience. That is that magic "it" factor that designates a star from someone who is just never going to be a star.

UFC is not a competitor to the WWE because we are entertainment and UFC is competitive sport. It's very different.

The present's just a pleasant interruption to the past.

You're gonna get thrown curve balls left and right, and that's just the way it goes.

This is to the world and how god damn beautiful it is.

I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.

Oh, I don't know about that, Jericho. See, when it comes to the bedroom, The Game always came up a little bit... short.

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.

I just lay in my room for days ... weeks.

What's good in the hood?

I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes.

I have found that searching for insight is more often than not a path to total darkness

Get the steppin' This is my show, I'm running things, here!

But in a game, you have a pocket forming, your vision is better and - at least for me - I just get a better feel for what I'm doing.

It's taboo for me to date wrestlers [on her father's opinion of her dating wrestlers].

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!

Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

I guess maybe another gift I have is a great work ethic.

The image of a community is fundamentally important to its economic well-being. If all places look alike, there's no reason to go anywhere.

All Americans need a sense of place. That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about.

There are several key pieces to keeping audiences engaged, and the evolution of that. One of them, mostly importantly really, is to have a brand that has purpose and value.

Pro wrestling is what my dad did.

One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate.

The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels.

So, I get a kick out of working with the media.

I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.

It's your 21st birthday... What are you doing sober at the front row of a concert? Is it your 21st birthday? By the end of the night I promise... we will get you drunk, my friend.

If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport

I like to watch people have fun and then trip them while they're doing so.

People in the hospital ... call me the wellest man on the ward. That's what's going to sustain me. I have these energy reserves that I somehow can't seem to deplete.

And when I got sick I felt confident that if it was the last thing I ever recorded before I left this earth, I would be really proud of it.

I have learned two important lessons from my association with the Marine Corps: always be on time and always be ready to do what is required when you get there.

Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married.

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing.

Agriculture is the new golf

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.

I kicked a boy in the shins in second grade for making fun of my father.

That's Right! I Own the WCW!

I don't mind paying people more for something if we're getting more. But just to change a deal because you're greedy and you want more? No. I'm not gonna go along with that.

I don't like to sleep. I'm missing something when I'm sleeping.

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.

It's difficult to do that internally, because you're flying five, six hours.