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Ed Reed Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face."

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.




Ed Reed Quotes: "Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him."

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white."

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.




Ed Reed Quotes: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg."

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.




Ed Reed Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.



Ed Reed Quotes: "When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok."

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals."

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.







Ed Reed Quotes: "What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747."

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.





Ed Reed Quotes: "Writing is something you Do and not discuss. Talk is cheap, wishes are free and a fool is included with every purchase. So spend your time wisely."

Writing is something you Do and not discuss. Talk is cheap, wishes are free and a fool is included with every purchase. So spend your time wisely.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Dreams have always expanded our understanding of reality by challenging our boundaries of the real, the possible."

Dreams have always expanded our understanding of reality by challenging our boundaries of the real, the possible.



Ed Reed Quotes: "I don't know if anyone can ever really explain why they believe in someone. But I do. I believe in you. I hope that's worth something."

I don't know if anyone can ever really explain why they believe in someone. But I do. I believe in you. I hope that's worth something.



Ed Reed Quotes: "They said the doctors could tell from the scars.""Stop.""Scars can tell you how old the wound is.""Stop.""When I stopped going to school, they came and found me. They found me in the closet.""Sarah."

They said the doctors could tell from the scars.""Stop.""Scars can tell you how old the wound is.""Stop.""When I stopped going to school, they came and found me. They found me in the closet.""Sarah.



Ed Reed Quotes: "There is a whole other world with an entirely different version of me, a me that is not pretty, a me that no boys want, a me she would never talk to."

There is a whole other world with an entirely different version of me, a me that is not pretty, a me that no boys want, a me she would never talk to.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Your boyfriend smells bad, says Sarah as she sniffs the armpit of the giant sweatshirt.All boys smell bad I say and she nods her head like we have just figured out something very important."

Your boyfriend smells bad, says Sarah as she sniffs the armpit of the giant sweatshirt.All boys smell bad I say and she nods her head like we have just figured out something very important.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Maybe someday, I'd find someone who'd prove he really loved me. Someone who'd hold me rather than let me fall. Someone who'd never lie to me."

Maybe someday, I'd find someone who'd prove he really loved me. Someone who'd hold me rather than let me fall. Someone who'd never lie to me.



Ed Reed Quotes: "I had never seen eyes like his. Dark green. Smoldering. Ready to undress a woman with a single glance."

I had never seen eyes like his. Dark green. Smoldering. Ready to undress a woman with a single glance.



Ed Reed Quotes: "I'd let him get under my skin, and now he had started to occupy my every thought."

I'd let him get under my skin, and now he had started to occupy my every thought.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Collectivists see the world the way Mr. Magoo did—as one big blur. They homogenize people in a communal blender, sacrificing the discrete features that make us who we are."

Collectivists see the world the way Mr. Magoo did—as one big blur. They homogenize people in a communal blender, sacrificing the discrete features that make us who we are.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived."

Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Dualism::In Ralph Ellison's Invisible ManI am outside of history. i wish i had some peanuts, it looks hungry there in the cage.i am outside of history. its hungrier than i thot."

Dualism::In Ralph Ellison's Invisible ManI am outside of history. i wish i had some peanuts, it looks hungry there in the cage.i am outside of history. its hungrier than i thot.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Ignore people who say you can't do it, even if this person is yourself."

Ignore people who say you can't do it, even if this person is yourself.



Ed Reed Quotes: "In a cruel and imperfect world, she was living proof that God could still create perfection."

In a cruel and imperfect world, she was living proof that God could still create perfection.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Perfection is insignificant. Is boring."

Perfection is insignificant. Is boring.



Ed Reed Quotes: "But optimism dribbles away when horror repeats."

But optimism dribbles away when horror repeats.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Writin’ Is Fightin'!"

Writin’ Is Fightin'!



Ed Reed Quotes: "Imagine trying to live without air.Now imagine something worse."

Imagine trying to live without air.Now imagine something worse.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Getting rid of the drugs doesn’t get rid of all the other ways you learned to deal with the world. It’s not that easy."

Getting rid of the drugs doesn’t get rid of all the other ways you learned to deal with the world. It’s not that easy.



Ed Reed Quotes: "...and I know -I just know- you can remind me what it feels like to have someone look at me and love me with wanting me to be something else."

...and I know -I just know- you can remind me what it feels like to have someone look at me and love me with wanting me to be something else.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Ah, you noticed that black sheep on the hills aren't nearly as plentiful as the white. They're a particularly hardy lot."

Ah, you noticed that black sheep on the hills aren't nearly as plentiful as the white. They're a particularly hardy lot.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Evil people can still keep promises. Many have done just that, girl, though they are usually not promises you ‘rational’ people wish them to keep."

Evil people can still keep promises. Many have done just that, girl, though they are usually not promises you ‘rational’ people wish them to keep.



Ed Reed Quotes: "I wish I could stop this one moment, capture it, because I know it won’t last.Because a guy like him doesn’t stay in a woman’s life. He breezes through and leaves only havoc behind."

I wish I could stop this one moment, capture it, because I know it won’t last.Because a guy like him doesn’t stay in a woman’s life. He breezes through and leaves only havoc behind.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Life was beautiful, but it was also painful. People fail, a few get up, but there’s never a guarantee that their second attempt will work out."

Life was beautiful, but it was also painful. People fail, a few get up, but there’s never a guarantee that their second attempt will work out.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Live every day like it's your last. Treasure the moments you have, and make sure you make them count."

Live every day like it's your last. Treasure the moments you have, and make sure you make them count.



Ed Reed Quotes: "There are many more layers to innocence than one might ever imagine, and we are ever unaware of them until each barrier is breached."

There are many more layers to innocence than one might ever imagine, and we are ever unaware of them until each barrier is breached.



Ed Reed Quotes: "In Hollywood if you don't have happiness you send out for it."

In Hollywood if you don't have happiness you send out for it.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Constant indiscriminate approval devalues because it is so predictable."

Constant indiscriminate approval devalues because it is so predictable.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Choosing a goal and sticking to it changes everything."

Choosing a goal and sticking to it changes everything.



Ed Reed Quotes: "Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do great deeds speak great words and suffer noble sorrows."

Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do great deeds speak great words and suffer noble sorrows.



Ed Reed Quotes: "I have always been waiting for something better-sometimes to see the best I had snatched from me."

I have always been waiting for something better-sometimes to see the best I had snatched from me.



Ed Reed Quotes: "I love to be outdoors, so I like to hike, bike and go to the beach."

I love to be outdoors, so I like to hike, bike and go to the beach.



Ed Reed Quotes: "I'm into outdoor sports like hiking, windsurfing, water-skiing."

I'm into outdoor sports like hiking, windsurfing, water-skiing.