Ed Wood Quotes

I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.

I have a million things to talk to you about. All I want in this world is you. I want to see you and talk. I want the two of us to begin everything from the beginning.

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it -- to be fed so much love I couldn't take any more. Just once.

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls... I'm into androgyny in general.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

I think being different, going against the grain of society is the greatest thing in the world.

The advertiser is the overrewarded court jester and court pander at the democratic court.

Almost every girl falls in love with the wrong man, I suppose it's part of growing up.

I owe it all to art books, chocolate and young men.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

I seize all opportunities with two hands. Everything that's happened to me has taught me to live in the moment as much as possible.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dream the impossible because dreams do come true.

Happiness is itself a kind of gratitude.

If I'm going to do anything extreme, I want it to have consequences.

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road.

It is not healthy to be thinking all the time. Thinking is intended for acquiring knowledge or applying it. It is not essential living.

All books are judged by their covers until they are read.

Sustainability is treating ourselves and our environment as if we are to live on this earth forever.

This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.

The heart is willing, the head is willing but the body's had enough.

When people tell a lie about something, they have to make up a bunch of lies to go with the first one. ‘Mythomania’ is the word for it.

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

In the absence of love, there is nothing worth fighting for.

Not even analysis, by itself, can transform you. You must still do the changing yourself.

The snow itself is lonely or, if you prefer, self-sufficient. There is no other time when the whole world seems composed of one thing and one thing only.

It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.

I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.

I am trying to be a good person. I am trying to be myself, and if nobody likes me for me, that is their problem.

If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy, it will in the end not produce food, either.

Alexander, Caesar, Napoleon, you all had great moments, but you never tasted the supreme triumph; you were never a farm boy riding in from the fields on a bulging rack of new-mown hay.

Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment.

At night, when the sky is full of stars and the sea is still you get the wonderful sensation that you are floating in space.

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable.

It is sometimes easier to head an institute for the study of child guidance than it is to turn one brat into a decent human being.

I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly.

You don't do anybody any favours by being less than you are.

On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?

Our bad memories and our bad experiences are what make us who we are and what make us grow and allow us to learn, if we choose to see the lessons in those experiences.

For the first time I feel an inner emotional security. There is reality and dependability. My life revolves around Richard and the baby.

The wilderness and the idea of wilderness is one of the permanent homes of the human spirit.

Hope is generally a wrong guide, though it is very good company by the way.