Ed Wood Quotes

I threw so hard (after striking out Art Fletcher & Doc Crandall in the 9th inning of Game 1 of the 1912 World Series) I thought my arm would fly right off my body.

I threw so hard I thought my arm would fly right off my body.

Baseball is all I ever wanted. I could eat, sleep, and dream baseball.

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

I think you only see experiences as defining moments with distance.

Back in those days, all us skinny white British kids were trying to look cool and sound black. And there was Hendrix, the ultimate in black cool. Everything he did was natural and perfect.

I still feel 29. Maybe I should act my age more, but I just can't.

When I get married it will be for keeps.

Are you aware it is private property? Why you'll be asking be to bomb Essen next.

What a man knows is everywhere at war with what he wants.

I'm opening the doors, I'm buying dinner. Yeah, I'm romantic.

The Beatles mean so much to so many people, you know? Everybody has at least one song of The Beatles that's one of their favorite songs of all time.

Whenever I start freaking out and getting stressed, I have to remember that this is just the beginning.

Who you are as a character is kind of the foundation of everything.

I definitely don't look my age. So I actively look for roles that will help people change their perception of me

A fool hath no dialogue within himself, the first thought carrieth him without the reply of a second.

Without God, reality is madness. Reason will tell you so. You either madly trust in God, or you trust in a world gone mad without him.

Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady they neither of them care for.

When their minds mingle with His magnanimity, something of eternity rubs off on their imaginations.

Everything was too sharp and clear, so that I could never tell where to start- the way a map that shows too much can sometimes be useless.

I hate rats. I had a pet rat to try and overcome it. I even gave him mouth-to mouth resuscitation when he had a heart attack. But I couldn't conquer it.

I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.

It was a small room with dim light coming in the window, reminiscent of old Polish films.

In every human act of charity, something larger, greater, divine has come down to visit the act.

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

The others in the dorm thought I wanted to be a writer, because I was always alone with a book, but I had no such ambition. There was nothing I wanted to be.

The years nineteen and twenty are a crucial stage in the maturation of character, and if you allow yourself to become warped when you're that age, it will cause you pain when you're older.

It was [John's Adams] Massachusetts constitution if anything that influenced people.

I didn't really get a normal childhood.

[John Adams' writings] had indicted the United States for slavishly copying the English constitution by erecting bicameral legislatures in their state constitutions, most drafted in 1776.

I think [John] Adams was correct when he said that his May resolutions were "an Epocha, a decisive Event," and tantamount to a declaration of independence.

After [Tomas] Jefferson's defeat of [John] Adams in the presidential election of 1800, they didn't communicate with one another for more than a decade.

[John] Adams never hid his jealousy and resentment of the other Founders, especially Benjamin Franklin.

[John Adams] diary, of course, is even more revealing of his feelings. Both his letters to [his wife] Abigail and his diary tell us what he really thinks about people and events.

[John Adams] is impressed with [Tomas] Jefferson's learning, but noted his silence during the debates in the Congress: "I never heard him utter three Sentences together."

By the time [John Adams] came to write his Defence of the Constitutions of the United States in 1787 he had as dark a view of the American character as that of any critic in our history.

[John] Adams was the best and most colorful stylist among the Founders. Although [Tomas] Jefferson is widely regarded as the smoothest writer, Adams is by far the most engaging and imaginative.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

My childhood had its challenges, like everyone's. It imbued me with certain things and took away others. It made me very determined.

I like Alexander McQueen's work a lot: he's always pushing boundaries, and he's rough around the edges.

Having children is exciting. Life puts the past into perspective.

I love life. I think it's fantastic. Sometimes it deals hard things, and when it deals great things, you have to seize them.

One of the few times I saw my mother cry was when Lennon died, and the other time was when Elvis died.

I have a massive phobia for schedules and calendars. I need people to tell me where I need to be. I can't bear to see it in black and white. I think it's a fear of being pinned down.

I think people are frightened of women making big decisions.

I remember as a kid not ever wanting to have friends around to my house because it was, for want of a better description, disheveled.

I love Toronto, It's the best city.

You cannot clap with one hand alone.

Relationships can go wrong very simply, very quickly, and when you have children you become more aware of relationships around you.

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.