Eddie Murphy Quotes

You know you can't just run and shoot people in the knee-caps with double barreled shotgun 'cause you're pissed at them.

This is a regional fair that attracts people from the surrounding counties and from further distances. The fair draws people from as far away as Albert Lea, Owatonna and the Twin Cities.

The only reason I did Showtime was Robert De Niro. I definitely consider him to be in the top 5 all time actors.

Making movies is time-consuming and it's boring. You spend most of your time waiting between takes. It's like a big machine that moves slowly.

The white man gets all the best catchphrases!

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for Jim Carrey to do what he does.

I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.

I am a man who has never tied his own shoes before!

After all these years, I've done well and I'm cool. I feel comfortable in my skin, I've saved some paper, everybody's healthy, my kids are beautiful and smart, doing different things, it's all good.

I'm the artist when I'm doing music that I am when I'm acting. I'm everything.

Apparently every man was told to bring three women with them. Sounds like a ho-down.

I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor.

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?

Growing up, I liked all the stuff that everyone else was listening to, like Motown, but the biggest group of all was The Beatles.

Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You like Using The Force?

Getting divorced didn't sour me on the institution of marriage. I'll tell you what I'll never do: I'll never get divorced again.

I'm a comedian who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor.