Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding Quotes
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.
When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.
It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
...we should be grateful for them because without our family—the ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every day—life is pretty boring.
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