Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl Quotes

I don't like lollipops.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

this was business.

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

No one's ever really ready for a troll.

... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.

The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.

Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.

It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.

... desperate times required judicious risk-taking.