Eoin Colfer Quotes

Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.

You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.

(about Dr. Po) Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?” “Cheese made by dwarfs.” “Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually . . .” “No. What a horrible thought.” “Exactly.

Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.

In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.

Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube?" "It's always cubes with you," noted Foaly, somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?

Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.

Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.

He knew that Dr. Argon would advise him against bottling up his emotions as it would lead to psychological scarring in the long term.

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

Will you miss him Holly?” he asked suddenly. [...] “No,” she said. “I will not miss him.” But her eyes told the real story.

I'm on my feet, pacing around the room, punching a fist into my palm, which I stop doing when I realise how drama queen it feels.

There’s always time for babbling.

Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?

The name's Bond. James Omar Bond.

So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.

Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?" "Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?" "No. I was unconscious.

Scientists are the enemies of tradition , and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny

Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.

You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

My bugs don't have bugs.

gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.

Foaly twitched his tail contentedly. Genius. No point in being humble about it.

When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.

Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?

He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan?

Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.

How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

Artemis: Holly, how did you find me? Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now, who could that be?

I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.

Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.

If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.

I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just bigger stuff.