Eric Andre Quotes

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

A hole is a hole has always been my motto.

I think everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

Before The Simpsons, I was 4 years old, so I don't know exactly what I was thinking before that.

I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.

Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.

You can't really feel the direct change from one president to another versus people closer to you in local elections.

Wonder Showzen was one of the first shows that realized each sketch, each segment is essentially one joke, and, once you know what the joke is, it's time to move on.

You can make fun of your own a lot easier than someone else's.

You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long.

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

Its consistency of what comedy can do and what comedy can be.Growing up with that show [The Simpsons] shaped my worldview.

How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.

Comedy is often about pain.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.

The Simpsons was pretty experimental at the time, but it attracted a lot of sitcom writers that felt confined by the limitations of live-action sitcoms in the '80s.

I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.

I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one of the worst actors and auditions out there.

[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.

There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.

I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums.

I think if the joke is in good taste - it's a good joke.

I do think homophobia in the '80s was more rampant and socially acceptable.

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.