Fanny Brice Quotes

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

Wrong is for other people.

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.

Let the world know you as you are not as you think you should be because sooner or later if you are posing you will forget the pose and then where are you?

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.