Fats Waller Quotes

This is so nice, it must be illegal.

So easy, when you know how.

If you don't know what it is, don't mess with it.

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

Jazz isn't what you do; it's how you do it.

One never knows, do one?

You could be my son. You even look like me a little bit... Say, who's your mother?