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Frank Zappa Quotes: "To me absurdity is the only reality"

To me absurdity is the only reality



Frank Zappa Quotes: "It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property."

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house."

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "I think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization - you can't just swallow it whole."

I think that if a person doesn't feel cynical then they're out of phase with the 20th century. Being cynical is the only way to deal with modern civilization - you can't just swallow it whole.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?"

Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Don't eat the yellow snow."

Don't eat the yellow snow.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal."

You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!"

We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something."

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity."

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs."

I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet."

Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time."

The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "There is no hell. There is only France."

There is no hell. There is only France.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Drugs will turn you into your parents."

Drugs will turn you into your parents.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it."

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious."

The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Don't forget to vote."

Don't forget to vote.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check."

Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Tighten my headband for an extra rush."

Tighten my headband for an extra rush.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you"

If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Ram it up your poop chute."

Ram it up your poop chute.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity"

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear."

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb."

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone."

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer."

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "who are the brain police?"

who are the brain police?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart."

The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "If we can't be free at least we can be cheap."

If we can't be free at least we can be cheap.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up."

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?"

Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better."

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold."

Your mind is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold. And you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are sold.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to."

No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it."

Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence."

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God."

You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want."

A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality."

Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are."

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state."

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy."

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated."

I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content."

I think the music of the Fifties is really good. I suspect it's much better musically than much of what's available now. Not in terms of production, but in terms of content.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion ?"

Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion ?