Frank Zappa Quotes
He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
Children are naive-they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.
Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.
Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.
Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.
I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric
I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.
Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
You don't think I work 14 hours a day right now?! I mean, I still put in the hours, I still do the work.
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money.
The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.
