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Frank Zappa Quotes: "I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa."

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them."

Just because somebody hears something you say, or reads something that you write, doesn't mean you've reached them.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "There isn't anything weird about my music."

There isn't anything weird about my music.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep."

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die."

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go."

Love of my life, I love you so. Love of my life, don't ever go.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved."

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon."

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?"

Did you ever consider that LSD was really one of the most dangerous drugs ever manufactured because the people who took it turned into yuppies?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics."

I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them."

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal."

Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.




Frank Zappa Quotes: "I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant."

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray."

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"

Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Unbind your mind, there is no time."

Unbind your mind, there is no time.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!"

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!



Frank Zappa Quotes: "If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?"

If lyrics make people do things, how come we don't love each other?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I want a girl that can swallow my pride."

I want a girl that can swallow my pride.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands."

Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business"

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business



Frank Zappa Quotes: "If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap"

If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap



Frank Zappa Quotes: "This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it."

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad."

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment."

I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump."

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?"

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I'm just one of these unpopular musicians."

I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen."

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you."

I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet."

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin."

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Studied law, but not qualified to practice it."

Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?"

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion."

I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz."

Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents."

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed."

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole."

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots."

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand."

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition."

Being interviewed is one of the most abnormal things that you can do to somebody else. It's two steps removed from the Inquisition.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil."

Sit and spin 'til you rot on the cosmic utensil.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu."

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you."

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes."

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy."

She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.



Frank Zappa Quotes: "I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?"

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?



Frank Zappa Quotes: "The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway."

The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway.