G.R. Elton Quotes

Everything I thought I'd hate about having children - the crying, the screaming - nothing fazes me. I love it all and it's relaxed me.

All this science I don't understand, it's just my job five days a week.

He'd been drinking in a bar downtown, when he thought he heard a choir of angels singing in the Tiki Lounge. And that's when he got religion.

I tried to commit suicide one day. It was a very Woody Allen-type suicide. I turned on the gas and left all the windows open.

I love football, but I'm sick of the World Cup. I don't even care about England.

I loathe celebrity. I can't stand it.

I'm addicted to working. I mean, I have a list of 100 countries I want to play in. I'm basically killing myself by travelling so much, for no reason whatsoever.

Football today would certainly not be the same if it had not existed.

I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my money.

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

You think I look like a teletubby?

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I'd never used it. I'm 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

I did not vote Labour because they've heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

President Reagan is now at rest. We mourn his passing, but we are grateful for the gifts he gave us: a safer world, strong economic base, and a renewed belief in America's greatness.

I have great respect for President Bush, Secretary Powell and Secretary Ridge.

You took care of your horse, and your horse took care of you.

Unless you show off you're not going to get noticed.

That's just a part of being an artist: you can't write great stuff all the time, because if you did, then you'd be inhuman. The human side of people is that sometimes they fail.

Ever since I had that interview in which I said I was bisexual it seems twice as many people wave at me in the streets.

Goodbye Norma Jean From the young man in the 22nd row Who sees you as something more than sexual More than just our Marilyn Monroe

If there's a God in heaven, what's he waiting for? If He can't hear the children, then he must see the war.

I'm a very wealthy man.

As a child, as a teenager, I was kind of not allowed to wear fashionable clothes.

Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back.

My mantra is if you raise money, don't waste it.

I don't have a computer. I am the Luddite of rock'n'roll, I don't have a portable phone. I write things down.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

Talk to each other. Never go to bed when you're angry with each other. Lady Antonia Frasier who was married to Harold Pinter said they never went to bed on an argument.

What a scandal, if I die. Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself, get a little headline news.

I'm 57, I can't look like a 30-year-old. You try to hold age at bay, but there comes a point when you just have to give up gracefully.

Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone.

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.

I'm 27 years clean, and when you get clean, you see things in a different way. It makes your life so much more manageable.

I had to learn how to function as a human being. And I really enjoyed that process.

Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.

To forgive and be forgiven, if it's the last thing I do, then in death's release I may find the peace that in life I never knew.

Shock waves to a tired brain, sends that hungry lady to my door again. She's my shelter from the storm when I feel the rain, entertaining white powder.

I have a lot of money stashed away, but I do live my life from day to day.

I guess that's why they call it the blues, time on my hands could be time spent with you.

Don't you know I”m still standing better than I ever did. Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid. I'm still standing after all this time.

I didn't sleep with anyone till I was 23.

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.

Like a candle in the wind, never knowing who to cling to until the rain set it.

There ain't been no angels in heaven around since God invented girls.

I went up to Prince and said 'I'm a big fan of your stuff' and he looked at me and just walked off...left me standing there like a ****. He's a prat, but a clever prat.

You can beat her, but don't mistreat her. Oh, don't believe that woman please.

The ugliest woman you'll ever meet, but she's mine and she's ugly.

He [george W. Bush] lived up - well, he was someone that I wouldn't have voted for. His policies were not mine.

I hate to say this, but I always listen to the music and the instrumentation first, and then grab on to the lyrics later.

My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.