George Ade Quotes

Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.

The first sign of extravagance is to buy trousers that one does not need.

One cannot rest except after steady practice.

Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.

Those who are entitled to it get it sooner or later.

If you have to be burned at the stake, be a good fellow and collect your own fire-wood.

One smell of brimstone makes the whole world kin.

Give the people what they think they want.

A people so primitive that they did not know how to get money except by working for it.

One man's poison ivy is another man's spinach.

In uplifting get underneath.

He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.

For parlour use the vague generality is a lifesaver.

'Whom are you?' he asked for he had been to night school.

After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.