George Alec Effinger Quotes

I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked awful, but I always look awful in the mirror. I keep myself going with the firm belief that my real face is much better looking.

Various Horsemen are abroad, doing their various Apocalyptic things.

Premature burial works just fine as a cure for adolescence.

I figured if Allah had wanted us up that early, He wouldn't have invented noon.

Jesus, what a nuisance it was, being desperate to stay alive.

The two women looked at me as if I were the Messiah returning with their personal salvations sealed in separate envelopes.

The longer I observe the way people really act, the happier I am that I never pay attention to them.