George Bernard Shaw Quotes

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

Those who can’t change their minds can’t change anything.

Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

If at age 20 you are not a Communist then you have no heart. If at age 30 you are not a Capitalist then you have no brains.

Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

The person I miss most is the one I could have been.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

Don't wait for the right opportunity: create it.

Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid...There is no harm in a well-fed lion. It has no ideals, no sect, no party.

Most people do not pray; they only beg.

Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.

The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Some people look at the world and say 'why?' Some people look at the world and say 'why not?'

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.

I can think of no other edifice constructed by man as altruistic as a lighthouse. They were built only to serve.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.

Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

All progress depends on the unreasonable man.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?

Life is a first draft... with NO rewrite.