George S. Kaufman Quotes

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.

God finally caught his eye.

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.

You've heard of people living in a fool's paradise? Well, Leonora has a duplex there.

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.

There was laughter in the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.

You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

I like terra firma - the more firma the less terra.