Glenn Beck Quotes

I said about Van Jones . Be careful. This guy is extraordinarily dangerous and he is smart.

God takes attendance every day.

So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

I collapsed to my knees and looked up at the predawn sky. "I hate you," I said softly."I love you," the voice whispered back.

If you treat an animal right, they don't run away. They're not like us. They run away from people they don't trust; most times we run away from ourselves.

I come to the table from a conservative or libertarian point of view, and I admit that. I'm a commentator. I'm not a journalist or anything else.

Even in the news division of Fox - which I want to make very clear and I have from the very beginning - I am not a journalist. In fact, I wear that as a badge of honor.

You know, honestly - look, I'm not a journalist. This is the first, you know, tragedy that I have covered on the air.

I want you to understand clearly, I am not a journalist - be very clear on that. I am an opinion maker.

I am not a journalist. I'm just a guy who cares. I'm sorry. I'm just a guy who cares an awful lot about my country.

When I turned 30, I knew my life was at a crossroads. It was either over, or I was going to restart.

I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear

America, I'm gonna shoot straight with you, I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time. I apologize for that.

I say on the air all time, "if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot."

I mean a racist, hate-filled host who is openly trying to get people to be violent would have zero viewers in the America I know and love.

So here you have Barack Obama going in and spending the money on embryonic stem cell research. Eugenics.

...no one who has passed through the storm has ever regretted the journey. No one stands here and wishes to go back to the other side.

I beg you, look for the words 'social justice' or 'economic justice' on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.

Money doesn't talk. It screams.

Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn't all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.

Life is what you make of it. There's always fun and laughs right under your nose if you're willing to open your eyes to see it.

By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.

Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.

The Nazis learned their propaganda from the progressive movement in the United States.

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.

I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.

When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.

I'm a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that I'm making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime.

I mean, I'm not a, you know, a fraidy cat. I mean, I am truly concerned in this country that we are moving towards fascism.

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters.

I'm the crazy one? This country has gone insane. Read about it. FCC orders NBC newsrooms to partner with Soros funded non-profits. That's how the deal went through.

I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates – I think he's from Hell.

I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

I remember feeling, 'If you do not leave now, you won't leave with your soul intact.'

I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it out.

I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: 'If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?'

I could give a flying crap about the political process. We're an entertainment company.

They [Democrats in Congress] believe in communism. They believe and have called for a revolution. You're going to have to shoot them in the head. But warning, they may shoot you.

Look, I'm Mormon, and most Christians don't recognize me as a Christian.

There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler Youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing.

You've never met a more flawed guy than me.

It's a different world we're going into but it's all based on the Internet. It's all based on these connections. If you start limiting the connections, you're going backwards as a society.

Apple might not love me, but I love Apple.

I think the president is a racist.

[Tyler Perry] has the luxury of not doing the political stuff, which is really where I want to be as a company.

Whoa... don't go all Kramer on me!

I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.

A country is made not by policy alone, but by its music, its entertainment shows, all of it.