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Groucho Marx Quotes: "When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket."

When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.



Groucho Marx Quotes: "I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.




Groucho Marx Quotes: "Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child."

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child.



Groucho Marx Quotes: "There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes' you know he is crooked."

There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes' you know he is crooked.




Groucho Marx Quotes: "Since my little daughter is only half Jewish would it be alright if she went into the pool only up to her waist?"

Since my little daughter is only half Jewish would it be alright if she went into the pool only up to her waist?



Groucho Marx Quotes: "No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend."

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.



Groucho Marx Quotes: "I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.




Groucho Marx Quotes: "I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it."

I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.



Groucho Marx Quotes: "I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.