Hank Williams, Jr. Quotes

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.

It's all over but the crying.

Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.

I had a good friend in New York City.

Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.