Herbert V. Prochnow Quotes

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow, or the relentless drift of events will make the decision for us.

Inexperience is what makes a young man do what an older man says is impossible.

If you would like to leave footprints in the sands of time, you had better wear work shoes.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.

When money talks, there are few interruptions.

There is nothing that makes a man more self-satisfied than a poor memory.

You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was spent. But as you go through life, you'll find - you're never sorry you were kind.

A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable.

Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he's unhappy about it.

There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don't need it.

A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.

The home is where part of the family waits until the others are through with the car.

Old gardeners never die. They just spade away and then throw in the trowel.

When better business decisions are made, economists won't make them.

You never have to know all the answers because you won't be asked all the questions.

If you would like to live in a community in which you may have pride, then dedicate yourself in a spirit of humility and your responsibilities in that community.

A real friend will not visit you in prosperity unless he is invited, but when you are in adversity he will call without invitation.

Ignorance is a voluntary condition.

A committee of three gets things done if two dont show up.

If you are ignorant, you certainly can get into some interesting arguments.

There's nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights.

A great many people mistake opinions for thought.

The trouble with opportunity is that it always comes disguised as hard work.