Homer Quotes

Wine lead to folly, making even the wise to laugh immoderately, to dance, and to utter what had better have been kept silent.

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs

And woe succeeds woe.

Insignificant mortals, who are as leaves are, and now flourish and grow warm with life, and feed on what the ground gives, but then again fade away and are dead.

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

Like leaves on trees the race of man is found,- Now green in youth, now withering on the ground; Another race the following spring supplies: They fall successive, and successive rise.

It is the bold man who every time does best, at home or abroad.

The tongue of man is a twisty thing, there are plenty of words there of every kind.

It is always the latest song that an audience applauds the most.

Toil is the lot of all, and bitter woe The fate of many.

Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!

We men are wretched things.

Have patience, heart.

One omen is best, to fight in defense of one's country.

All men owe honor to the poets - honor and awe; for they are dearest to the Muse who puts upon their lips the ways of life.

What is this word that broke through the fence of your teeth, Atreides?

I want answers now or I want them eventually!

One rogue leads another.

Content to follow when we lead the way.

Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies.

Beyond his strength no man can fight, although he be eager.

Shame greatly hurts or greatly helps mankind.

Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death

For love deceives the best of woman kind.

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

Ill fares the State where many masters rule; let one be lord, one king supreme.

Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick.

I'm a people person...who drinks.

[But] age, the common enemy of mankind, has laid his hand upon you; would that it had fallen upon some other, and that you were still young.

That is the gods' work, spinning threads of death through the lives of mortal men, an all to make a song for those to come.

And would'st thou evil for his good repay?

The sun rose on the flawless brimming sea into a sky all brazen-all one brightening for gods immortal and for mortal men on plowlands kind with grain.

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

Here, therefore, huge and mighty warrior though you be, here shall you die.

I have no interest at all in food and drink, but only in slaughter and blood and the agonized groans of mangled men

The proof of battle is action, proof of words, debate. No time for speeches now, it's time to fight.

A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.

Aries in his many fits knows no favorites.

The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.

Think not to match yourself against the gods, for men that walk the earth cannot hold their own with the immortals.

There is a strength in the even of very sorry men

I'm satisfied. It's straight,...but it's just so hot, and I'm just so fraustrated.

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in.

Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.