I.B. George Quotes

I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.

If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws. Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people most of the time.

A small man intoxicated by being allowed to run around with the big, aggressive, powerful boys after so many years as a corduroy-clad peacenik.

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God.

Don't let any opportunity lead you away from serving God. That's a price that's too high to pay.

People say I'm indecisive, but I don't know about that.

The tougher the job, the greater the reward.

Health, happiness and success depend upon the fighting spirit of each person. The big thing is not what happens to us in life, but what we do about what happens to us.

To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching.

War is a highly overrated tool of foreign policy.

Better never than late.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

History repeats itself.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

Thou that hast given so much to me give me one thing more, a grateful heart: not thankful when it pleaseth me, as if Thy blessings had spare days, but such a heart whose pulse may be Thy praise.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting!

If I had been born ugly, you would have never heard of Pele

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

One has to spend many years in learning how to be happy.

Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Religion is the centre which unites, and the cement which connects the several parts of members of the political body.

And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better.

True visionaries are never lukewarm.

My stuff is my stuff. I do it for my own reasons, using my own peculiar set of guidelines. I'm not a student of the genre. I don't care what anybody else does.

A hound will die for you, but never lie to you. And he'll look you straight in the face.

It is true that money cannot buy happiness but it does make it possible for you to enjoy the best that the world has to offer.

Where the determination is, the way can be found.

If I set for myself a task, be it so trifling, I shall see it through. How else shall I have confidence in myself to do important things?

We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

There is no proof nor yet any denial. We were, we are, and we will be.

I used to do a lot of interviews in the early '80s, when my career started, but it came to a point when I decided I didn't want to talk anymore, and people kind of understood that and left me alone.

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters.

Mathematics is not a spectator sport!

The story line, the comparisons to this show and the Bible Ends after the names of the characters.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

Educating people beyond their intellectual means is a disservice to humanity. A clueless person who knows little is a nuisance; a clueless person who knows a lot is a menace.

Basically I was no different than a rock star or a movie star. I was a coke star.

Experience is always a trustworthy guide; it may not tell you everything, but it never lies.

We must never again let America be led into a fratricidal war like the last two world wars, for the sake of alien, minority interests.

It is incumbent upon every person of every description to contribute to his country's welfare.

Life resembles a novel more often than novels resemble life.

God has condescended to become an author, and yet people will not read his writings. There are very few that ever gave this Book of God, the grand charter of salvation, one fair reading through.

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

Fundamental analysis seeks to establish how underlying values are reflected in stock prices, whereas the theory of reflexivity shows how stock prices can influence underlying values

One reason I never patent my products is that if I did it would take so much time, I would get nothing else done. But mainly I don't want my discoveries to benefit specific favored persons.

I will have reached the point of greatest strength once I have learned to wait for hope.

Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.