Ilona Andrews Quotes

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

Your headlights don't scare me.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.

An evil spark flared in his eyes. "Trade: raccoon for some answers.

Juke glanced into her cup before tipping it down to her mouth. "Screw you!" "Now come on, sugar, you know I don't swing that way." "Whatever!

Next to me, Saiman smiled. "We all want what we can't have, Kate. I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.

You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.” “It didn’t come up.” “How disappointing for you.” Ha-ha. “That’s not what I meant.

Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.

It was the kind of sword that would make a lifelong pacifist look for tall boots and a hat with feathers.

Ve haf vays of making you gif us your DNA sample.

I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.

Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters.

The pervert." "He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant." "Semantics.

On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.

The monster licked his lips, long lines of whiskers twitching, and spoke in a deep growl. "Pretty, aren't I?" Curran. In midform. I broke from his gaze. "Adorable.

He stepped forward, took a deep breath, and doubled over in a sneezing fit. My werewolf was allergic to tortoises. Why me?

What's with the cute shoelace on your head?" "What this?" He flicked the end of the cord with his finger. "Yeah. Rambo called, he wants his bandana back.

Whatever storm was brewing, I'd find it and fight it. If it was the price of being with Curran, then I would pay it. He was worth it.

Put your badass face on and follow me.

When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.

You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.

Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost purred. I gulped.

Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.

Some men were handsome. Some were powerful. Curran was...dangerous.

Sure, I didn't weigh a hundred and ten pounds , but my narrow waist let me bend and I could break a man's neck with my kick.

Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.

He caressed my cheek. "You came for me," I whispered. "Always," he told me.

You fellows ever thought of hiring out as a Christmas lights crew? You’d make a fortune.

I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.

Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.

Ready to put your claws where your mouth is, or are you going to cringe behind the big boys and yip all day?" His eyes flared yellow "Is that a challenge?" "Yes it is.

In diplomacy, like in great many other things, the rules of engagement survive only until one remarkable person decides to break them.

He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck

He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps. "I win.

The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.

What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.

Half-man, half-beast, all nightmare. The shapeshifter warrior form.

Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.