Ilona Andrews Quotes
I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.
Now was not a good time, but we didn't often get to chose the time to repay our debts.
Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.
This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of the Pack, I'm far above petty revenge.
If you come back to me, I'll never leave you", I whispered into the furry ear. "I'll make you all the pies you could ever eat.
You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.
Had records so stellar, they had to lock their resumes in a drawer at night, so the golden light streaming from the pages wouldn't keep them awake.
Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.
Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.
Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.
No matter what happens, you will always be Pack. Because you have that loyalty and restraint. Not human, not whatever, but Kate. Unique and different, but not separate.
One day, she’d find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it.
Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.
Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
If I lost him here, to this idiotic fight, after I fought and guarded him for two weeks, after I cried and thought he was dying, I would find him in the afterlife and I would murder him again.
It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.
Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.
It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?
What kind of shapeshifter has orange fur anyway?" "Weredingo." Now I'd seen everything. Well, at least he didn't steal my baby.
Shave that jaw, brush that hair, tone down the crazy in the eyes, and he would have to fight women off with that crossbow.
I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.
My investigative technique mostly consisted of going through the list of interested parties and making as much noise as possible, until the culprit lost his patience and tried to shut me up.
The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.
Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.
If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.
