Ilona Andrews Quotes

Big bad merc, down with a basic hip toss. In your place I'd be blushing.

Two years? That's entirely too long. If you want, we can take care of that. After two years it's pure therapy.

He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator.

Her imagination painted Georgie twenty years later, sitting in leg irons before some Broken psychiatrist. "Well, you see, it all started with bubbles.

The woman frowned. "I probably should have mentioned that annoying habit of letting people come to the wrong conclusions and not correcting them? He got it from me.

You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.

Keeping you safe keeps me in shape.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

It's not your job to die for your Pack! It's your job to make the other bastards die for theirs.

I raged across the field, killing all before me. They ran when they saw me coming, and I chased them down, and killed them before they could take someone else's friend away from them.

In death, they all looked the same. This morning they spoke, they breathed, they kissed their loved ones good-bye. And now they lay dead. Gone forever.

I could have fixed almost everything else, but death defeated me every time.

Our stares connected and we were quiet for a long minute, united by our misery. At least he understood me and I understood him. "A fine pair we make,” he said. "Yeah.

No, you’re not going with him.” I crossed my arms. “Who decided that?” He put on his “I’m alpha and I’m putting my foot down” expression. “I decided.

Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

May I say that I am delighted that my favorite alpha is feeling better. Why, you'll be running recklessly into danger against overwhelming odds anytime now.

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.

Great, now I’ve turned into a manga character who repeated everything everyone said.

You sure you don't need your Prince Charming to come and save you?" The knot in my stomach evaporated. My Prince Charming huh. "Sure, do you have one handy?

Your master plan has holes big enough to drive a truck through.

The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt.

Does Curran not involve you in his strategic sessions?” Ghastek asked. “Nope, I’m just here to look pretty.

Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?

Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.

Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom?

Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed." "Yeah, you'd think I was a detective or something." Andrea held her hand out. "You'll jinx it.

We can do subtle," I assured her. "It's our middle name," Andrea added. For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.

I wondered if kicking him in the head would make the whole explanation pop out of his mouth in one chunk.

I did some thinking.” “That is a very dangerous pastime,” Ghastek said.

Oh, it's you," Curran's voice said quietly. "I thought it was an elephant.

Screwy," I said. "Is that a medical term?" "Of course.

He said, 'Yeah, but will I get chicks? In truckloads?

Had he expected me to hump her leg?

He referred to you as his little snack." "He's a sweetie.

What do you do to your hair?" "Dust, hair gel, and a little gun oil." "Ever thought of patenting the recipe?" "No.

You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you.

I prefer the term ‘sexual deviant’ myself,” Saiman said.

As one, the shapechangers turned and looked at me. I wondered what they'd do if I asked to borrow a cup of sugar.

Yep.” Eloquence ’R’ Us. When in trouble, keep it monosyllabic—safer that way.

At the core, our motives are always self-serving, Kate. Altruism is a fog created by sly minds seeking to benefit from the energy and skill of others. Nothing more.

If a man takes you to a restaurant of his choosing, don’t compliment him. Rave about the quality of the food and he’ll be thrilled, because he took you there.

I’d give him a cup of coffee and a big helping of a knuckle sandwich. Generosity was a virtue and I was in the mood to be extremely virtuous.

I saved the baby. I saved her. For you." - Bran

Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on a gun?

Ted said, "You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly.

There was something very comforting about him, and I was not sure if it was his easy manner or his complete immunity to my scowling.

He kissed me, and I pulled my personal psycho into bed with me.

...they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.

Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows. "We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” “Maybe you should have it gold-plated.” “Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.