Ivor Cutler Quotes
The best thing about being dead is you no longer have to say 'I wish I were dead.' The best thing about being alive is that you can still say 'I wish I were dead'
There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.
How do you knowyou're a girl?I'm wearing a frock.And if you take it off?I get cold, so I putit back on.If I was a boy, I don't know what I'd do.