J. Green Quotes

It is easy to forget how full the world is of people, full to bursting, and each of them imaginable and consistently misimagined.

I like to have fun. I'm definitely sexually liberated and all that good stuff.

I do, Augustus. I do.

Last night I was struggling with a stomach ache, but [the trainer] gave me some medicine, an IV and I felt good out there today.

One of the Great Rules of Economics According to John Green If you are rich, you have to be an idiot not to stay rich. And if you are poor, you have to be really smart to get rich.

Like most artists, I live out of a suitcase.

standing in line is a form of oppression

I was struggling man. I had a stomach ache. I was throwing up, I was just feeling bad. I couldn't sleep.

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.

It is so hard to leave-until you leave.

The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

The man who finds a truth lights a torch.

Think for one minute of those who have loved you up into this day.

As a main ingredient to the show, it has to have truth, represent truth, or else it won't last.

When [Theresa May] says something she means it and she gets her way.

What's your name ? Hazel . No , your full name . Um , Hazel Grace Lancaster .

She [Theresa May] has done more to bring immigration down and abolish things like bogus colleges.

If a teacher misses a target, they change the teacher, If a minister misses a target, they change the target

"Nothing," I said. "I’m just…" I couldn’t finish the sentence, didn’t know how to. "I’m just very, very fond of you."

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

People believed in an afterlife because they couldn't bear not to.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

I don't think you can ever fill the empty space with the thing you lost.

No child wants to fail. Everyone wants to succeed.

I'm not interested in becoming a bigger star, I'm not interested in being the wealthiest guy in the world. I'm doing fine, I love acting, and I want to do it for the rest of my life.

The people that I associate myself with are people that are looking to make a good product because it's going to benefit them and it's going to help launch their careers.

As people get older and fall out of the spotlight, people's memory of them changes.

You matter as much as the things that matter to you do.

But we can't know better until knowing better is useless.

I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

I mean, it’s stupid to miss someone you didn’t even get along with. But I don’t know, it was nice, you know, having someone you could always fight with.

People still come up to me and ask me to sign their records. That's right, records! Man, they don't even make records no more!

But it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassius note, ‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars / But in ourselves.

If you don't say the honest thing, it never becomes true.

I don't see any point in nihilism... just as I suppose the nihilist sees no point in everything else.

I love you present tense.

Caring doesn't sometimes lead to misery. It always does.

There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1.

Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that

Research is a way of taking calculated risks to bring about incalculable consequences.

That society exists to frustrate the individual may be seen from its attitude to work. It is only morally acceptable if you do not want to do it. If you do want to, it becomes a personal pleasure.

Most of the research which is done is determined by the requirement that it shall, in a fairly obvious and predictable way, reinforce the approved or fashionable theories.

It is easier to study the 'behavior' of rats than people, because rats are smaller and have fewer outside commitments. So modern psychology is mostly about rats

If you can control yourself sexually, you can control yourself. Period.

Young people wonder how the adult world can be so boring. The secret is that it is not boring to adults because they have learnt to enjoy simple things like covert malice at one another's expense.