J. Green Quotes

All sorts of yayness floods my brain. Love is such a drug.

I mean, I am pretty fabulous. Am I not?' 'You're a pillar of fabulosity in the community,' I tell him.

Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson

This is the Homosexuality Is An Abomination Club, right?

We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.

So keeping the box closed just keeps you in the dark, not the universe.

Walt Whitman is HOT! I mean, that guy could sound his barbaric yawps over the roofs of my world any time.

The truth is that in our lives we are all going to encounter questions that should be answered, that deserve to be answered, and yet prove unanswerable.

This was what I liked most about my friends: just sitting around & telling stories.

But once that string gets cut, kid, you can't uncut it. Do you get what I'm saying?

People are different when you can smell them and look up close, you know?

We kiss. Her hands are freezing on my face, and she tastes like coffee and the smell of the onion is still stuck in my nose, and my lips are all dry from the endless winter. And it's awesome.

They belong to their readers now, which is a great thing–because the books are more powerful in the hands of my readers than they could ever be in my hands.

Once you think a thought, it is extremely difficult to unthink it.

Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary,' and then he died.

Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper

My stomach sank. JP had come so close. His immigrant parents had sacrificed so much.

C'mon Pudge. I'm teasing. You have to be tough. I didn't know how bad it was-- and I'm sorry, and they'll regret it-- but you have to be tough.

And then I was asleep. That deep, can-still-taste-her-in-my-mouth sleep, that sleep that is not particularly restful but difficult to wake up from all the same.

I choose the labyrinth.

He knew he couldn't tell stories, that he always included extraneous details & tangents that interested only him.

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

I don't really care how people read. I care if people read.

Truth resists simplicity.

Being a person, I had come to realize, is a communal activity. Dogs know how to be dogs. But people do not know how to be people unless and until they learn from other people.

Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.

I am concussed," I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.

It's fine," I repeated. And whatever. It was fine. It had to be.

I was thinking about this girl you love so much," she said, "And this place I love so much. And how that happens. How you can just fall into it.

I think maybe I know why,' she finally said. 'Why?' 'Maybe all the strings inside him broke,' she said.

She never acted as if she liked him all that much, but then she never acted as if she liked anyone all that much.

Interesting capitalization,' I said. 'Yeah. I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle.

I kept waiting for that loneliness and nervousness to make me want to go back. But it never did.

My days had a pleasant identicalness about them. I had always liked that: I liked routine. I liked being bored. I didn’t want to but I did.

I don't really want to be the costar of anyone's life.

The phrase booze and mischief left me worrying I'd stumbled into what my mother referred to as "the wrong crowd," but for the wrong crowd, they both seemed awfully smart.

Not the brightest gem in the jewelry shop, but you've got to admire his single-minded dedication to drug abuse.

Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce.

I found his last words without too much searching. Captured by the Bolivian army, Guevara said, 'Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man.

The Colonel's hand was so little, and I grabbed it tight, his cold seeping into me and my warmth into him. 'I memorized the populations,' he said.

Oh, God, Alaska, I love you. I love you,' and the Colonel whispered, 'I'm so sorry, Pudge. I know you did,' and I said, 'No. Not past tense.

Right. I'd forgotten about her.' He shook his head. 'That keeps happening.

I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable." Hassan said, "Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things in a really profound voice.

Everywhere man blames nature and fate, yet his fate is mostly but the echo of his character, and passions, his mistakes, and weaknesses."--Democritus An Abundance of Katherines---John Green

I just want the pleasure of noticing these things at a safe distance.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Boys are much more likely to objectify girls bodies, while boys are seen by girls as whole people.

But it was only hot outside, and generally I only walked outside between one air-conditioned place to another.

I'm not asexual. I'm arelationshipal.

No woman should ever lie about another woman. You've violated the sacred covenant between women! How will stabbing one another in the back help women to rise above patriarchal oppression?