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J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Can I tell you something you really don't want to hear? He's going to break up with you. - Stuart"

Can I tell you something you really don't want to hear? He's going to break up with you. - Stuart



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke."

It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.




J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Lies are a tremendous karmic setback. Keep it up and you'll come back in the next life as something without a spine. You're not fine. And you don't have to be fine."

Lies are a tremendous karmic setback. Keep it up and you'll come back in the next life as something without a spine. You're not fine. And you don't have to be fine.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Why are Americans so fascinated by Ireland?" Keith asked... "you all think you're Irish. What's the appeal? Do you like the accent more? Is it all the magical rocks? Oh, look, a lep­rechaun."

Why are Americans so fascinated by Ireland?" Keith asked... "you all think you're Irish. What's the appeal? Do you like the accent more? Is it all the magical rocks? Oh, look, a lep­rechaun.




J. J. Johnson Quotes: "I had one class in the morning, the mysteriously named "Further Maths". It was two hours long and so deeply frightening that I think I went into a trance."

I had one class in the morning, the mysteriously named "Further Maths". It was two hours long and so deeply frightening that I think I went into a trance.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat."

We Deveauxs preferred to talk you to death, rather than face you in physical combat.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not."

We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not.




J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Well, what now? You have no job. I have no job. Wanna play Jenga?"

Well, what now? You have no job. I have no job. Wanna play Jenga?



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "We're going to die," Keith said, the moment he was gone. "This man is a serial killer. We're going to die, and he's going to bury us in his garden and build a shed on us."

We're going to die," Keith said, the moment he was gone. "This man is a serial killer. We're going to die, and he's going to bury us in his garden and build a shed on us.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be."

Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table."

Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Which is both gross and breathtakingly romantic. He could always have just gone upstairs and brushed his teeth, but he stayed and lurked by the fish for me."

Which is both gross and breathtakingly romantic. He could always have just gone upstairs and brushed his teeth, but he stayed and lurked by the fish for me.




J. J. Johnson Quotes: "What tinfoil?" he asked."

What tinfoil?" he asked.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially Swedish" is not the best way to go."

Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially Swedish" is not the best way to go.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "It makes you very cool," he said, taking big, jumping steps to get in front of me. "CNN would interview you, for sure. Daughter of Flobie! But don't worry. I'll keep them back!"

It makes you very cool," he said, taking big, jumping steps to get in front of me. "CNN would interview you, for sure. Daughter of Flobie! But don't worry. I'll keep them back!



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "I guess life is full of maybes."

I guess life is full of maybes.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?"

I'm Keith," he said, "and you're . . . clearly mad, but what's your name?



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything."

It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet . . . yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway."

This wasn't a position she wanted to be in. And yet . . . yet she knew that she was going to do it anyway.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Salt. Wound. Together at last."

Salt. Wound. Together at last.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!"

Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Once again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way."

Once again, her parents' problems had run through her life like a piece of heavy equipment, smashing everything in their way.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower."

She firmly held the theory that everyone gets at least one very stupid superpower.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Something about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!"

Something about this boat screamed, "I am a very popular model in the world's oil-bearing regions. I cost more than your soul!



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong."

No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Sometimes it is worth any amount of suffering just to prevent giving your parents the opportunity to be right."

Sometimes it is worth any amount of suffering just to prevent giving your parents the opportunity to be right.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry around, read and enjoy a childrens book."

Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry around, read and enjoy a childrens book.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "I ran like a thing that runs."

I ran like a thing that runs.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "This is England," he explained. "Tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. The pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources."

This is England," he explained. "Tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. The pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason."

Why Paris? Paris needs no reason. Paris is its own reason.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "I'm the last of the mad ones."

I'm the last of the mad ones.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong."

Hot tea," he said, holding the cups. "It's just wrong.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Oh, the ongoing love affair between hair and mouths. Hair always goes for the mouth. The mouth opens, and hair says, "I'm going in! I'm going in!" like a manic cave diver."

Oh, the ongoing love affair between hair and mouths. Hair always goes for the mouth. The mouth opens, and hair says, "I'm going in! I'm going in!" like a manic cave diver.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "All right. Normal rules apply." "Right." The man walked off, leaving us. "What are the normal rules?" I asked. "He walks away and has a tea break and doesn't ask any questions."

All right. Normal rules apply." "Right." The man walked off, leaving us. "What are the normal rules?" I asked. "He walks away and has a tea break and doesn't ask any questions.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper."

Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak."

Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it."

My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see."

The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made."

I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward."

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things, making a few poor life desicisons."

She had always thought applying to college would be exciting. Living away from home, meeting so many new people, Learning new things, making a few poor life desicisons.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "You're...a demon hunter?' 'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved."

You're...a demon hunter?' 'It's not as exciting as it sounds,' he said. 'There is a surprising amount of paperwork involved.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention."

Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. "It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one."

Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison. "It's both sad and incredibly impressive that you were all ready with that one.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American."

It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming."

Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford."

I had always assumed the weekend was a holy tradition, respected by good people everywhere. Not so at Wexford.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightning, plague of locusts... nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win."

The English play hockey in any weather. Thunder, lightning, plague of locusts... nothing can stop the hockey. Do not fight the hockey, for the hockey will win.



J. J. Johnson Quotes: "Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard."

Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.