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J.M. Green Quotes: "Nerdighters make me believe in America again."

Nerdighters make me believe in America again.



J.M. Green Quotes: "I'm at the eye doctor. I'm always at the eye doctor. It's like this is my profession. I am no longer a writer, I'm now an optomoligical patient. By the way, this job doesn't pay well."

I'm at the eye doctor. I'm always at the eye doctor. It's like this is my profession. I am no longer a writer, I'm now an optomoligical patient. By the way, this job doesn't pay well.




J.M. Green Quotes: "Nerdfighter pwns woot. Everyone knows that."

Nerdfighter pwns woot. Everyone knows that.



J.M. Green Quotes: "I don't have a favourite book, I have hundreds."

I don't have a favourite book, I have hundreds.




J.M. Green Quotes: "I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't."

I have two kinds of Facebook friends: Those who know what 'DFTBA' means, and those who don't.



J.M. Green Quotes: "You can't not like "The Great Gatsby." It's got the best sentences in, like, ever."

You can't not like "The Great Gatsby." It's got the best sentences in, like, ever.



J.M. Green Quotes: "It's hard to get movie studios to pay a lot of money for movies that don't have robots or explosions."

It's hard to get movie studios to pay a lot of money for movies that don't have robots or explosions.




J.M. Green Quotes: "For a moment, she was quiet. Then she grabbed my hand, whispered, “Run run run run run,” and took off, pulling me behind her."

For a moment, she was quiet. Then she grabbed my hand, whispered, “Run run run run run,” and took off, pulling me behind her.



J.M. Green Quotes: "And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart, but I've been smart longer."

And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart, but I've been smart longer.



J.M. Green Quotes: "If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos"

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos



J.M. Green Quotes: "Not to ask the obvious question, but why Alaska?"

Not to ask the obvious question, but why Alaska?



J.M. Green Quotes: "Keys show up when you reconcile yourself to the bus."

Keys show up when you reconcile yourself to the bus.




J.M. Green Quotes: "That feeling of finishedness does not come all at once, and it is not easily won, but I think once you get there it is hard to go back."

That feeling of finishedness does not come all at once, and it is not easily won, but I think once you get there it is hard to go back.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Colin's skin was alive with the feeling of connection to everyone in that car and everyone not in it. And he was feeling not-unique in the very best possible way."

Colin's skin was alive with the feeling of connection to everyone in that car and everyone not in it. And he was feeling not-unique in the very best possible way.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Because you're only thinking they-might-not-like-me-they-might-not-like-me, and guess what? When you act like that, no one likes you."

Because you're only thinking they-might-not-like-me-they-might-not-like-me, and guess what? When you act like that, no one likes you.



J.M. Green Quotes: "We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free."

We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free.



J.M. Green Quotes: "I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison."

I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.



J.M. Green Quotes: "You can say a lot of bad things about Alabama, but you can't say that Alabamans as a people are duly afraid of deep fryers."

You can say a lot of bad things about Alabama, but you can't say that Alabamans as a people are duly afraid of deep fryers.



J.M. Green Quotes: "You're awfully philosophical for a girl that just got busted."

You're awfully philosophical for a girl that just got busted.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Nothing really mattered that much, not the good things and not the bad ones. We were in the business of mutual amusement, and we were reasonably prosperous."

Nothing really mattered that much, not the good things and not the bad ones. We were in the business of mutual amusement, and we were reasonably prosperous.



J.M. Green Quotes: "…God, it’s over. Takumi, you gotta stop stealing other people’s problems and get some of your own."

…God, it’s over. Takumi, you gotta stop stealing other people’s problems and get some of your own.



J.M. Green Quotes: "I said nothing—I hadn’t known Marya, and anyway, “listening quietly” was my general social strategy"

I said nothing—I hadn’t known Marya, and anyway, “listening quietly” was my general social strategy



J.M. Green Quotes: "Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale,” I said."

Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale,” I said.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Those of us who frequent the band room have long suspected that Becca maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens and the dreams of impoverished children."

Those of us who frequent the band room have long suspected that Becca maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens and the dreams of impoverished children.



J.M. Green Quotes: "You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy."

You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy.



J.M. Green Quotes: "For she had embodied the Great Perhaps--she had proved to me that it was worth it to leave behind my minor life for grander maybes, and now she was gone and with her my faith in perhaps."

For she had embodied the Great Perhaps--she had proved to me that it was worth it to leave behind my minor life for grander maybes, and now she was gone and with her my faith in perhaps.



J.M. Green Quotes: "It is worth it to leave behing my minor life for grander maybes."

It is worth it to leave behing my minor life for grander maybes.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?



J.M. Green Quotes: "I thought you hung the moon."

I thought you hung the moon.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Sometimes I don't get you,' I said. She didn't even glance at me. She just smiled toward the television and said, 'You never get me. That's the whole point."

Sometimes I don't get you,' I said. She didn't even glance at me. She just smiled toward the television and said, 'You never get me. That's the whole point.



J.M. Green Quotes: "So why don't you go home for vacations?' I asked her. I'm just scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them."

So why don't you go home for vacations?' I asked her. I'm just scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Meriwether Lewis's last words were, 'I am not a coward, but I am so strong. So hard to die.' I don't doubt that it is, but it cannot be much harder than being left behind."

Meriwether Lewis's last words were, 'I am not a coward, but I am so strong. So hard to die.' I don't doubt that it is, but it cannot be much harder than being left behind.



J.M. Green Quotes: "By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy."

By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy.



J.M. Green Quotes: "I have never really thought of him as a person, either.... A guy whose strings were broken, who didn’t feel the root of his leaves of grass connected to the field, a guy who was cracked. Like me."

I have never really thought of him as a person, either.... A guy whose strings were broken, who didn’t feel the root of his leaves of grass connected to the field, a guy who was cracked. Like me.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?"

Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?



J.M. Green Quotes: "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!"

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!



J.M. Green Quotes: "We imagine people as animals or gods. -But she was just a person, a girl."

We imagine people as animals or gods. -But she was just a person, a girl.



J.M. Green Quotes: "High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change."

High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s the beginning of a joke, and the punch line is “sodomy’’."

Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s the beginning of a joke, and the punch line is “sodomy’’.



J.M. Green Quotes: "We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to."

We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food."

Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.



J.M. Green Quotes: "A novel is a conversation between a reader and a writer."

A novel is a conversation between a reader and a writer.



J.M. Green Quotes: "We Play the broken string of our instruments one last time"

We Play the broken string of our instruments one last time



J.M. Green Quotes: "I never liked writing concluding paragraphs to papers - where you repeat what you've already said with phrases like 'In summation', and 'To conclude'."

I never liked writing concluding paragraphs to papers - where you repeat what you've already said with phrases like 'In summation', and 'To conclude'.



J.M. Green Quotes: "I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces."

I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces.



J.M. Green Quotes: "I mean, if Hardee's is urban, I'm not sure I want to see rural."

I mean, if Hardee's is urban, I'm not sure I want to see rural.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Abligurition: an actual, if very obscure, English word, which means the spending of too much money on food."

Abligurition: an actual, if very obscure, English word, which means the spending of too much money on food.



J.M. Green Quotes: "We acknowledge that being the person God made you cannot separate you from God's love."

We acknowledge that being the person God made you cannot separate you from God's love.



J.M. Green Quotes: "Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He’s wearing skinny jeans, which look very much like denim sausage casings."

Tiny Cooper is splayed out across the thin carpet, using his backpack as a pillow. He’s wearing skinny jeans, which look very much like denim sausage casings.