J.M. Williams Quotes

I learn a lot from my experiences and collaborations. Most of my collaborations are meant for me to learn.

Most of the time, I see what I see, I search my feelings, and then I make my decisions based on my gut - and I don't always make the right ones.

When creative individuals are given a stage, they have the power to advance humanity

Yo, you don't need nobody to represent you. You represent you. You represent the best version of who you could be. You go out there and change the world.

I'm always consciously trying to make what I feel is missing.

I try not to cry, in general. The experience of crying is so emotional and uncomfortable for me that I don't like to go there.

I answer questions the best I can.

There's an older generation that feels like they know what the future should be. And then there's your generation that may have an idea of what the future should be, but that could evolve.

The new Black doesn't blame other races for our issues.

"Happy" feels good... I just like when stuff feels good.

I'm not mainstream at all. I can make mainstream music and I make music for mainstream artists, but me, myself, I'm not mainstream.

When it comes to luggage, I am an underpacker.

We're nothing without science. Nothing.

I don't know about style mistakes.

You get used to it when you feel like you're an artist.

Clap along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do.

The last thing you want to do as a creator is take something of someone else's when you love him.

Sometimes when you're listening to a neuroscientist, they have a tendency to use a particular type of jargon that works in their world perfectly but that would lose the average layman.

Trust me, when they read the [Oscar] results, my face was...frozen. But then I thought about it, and I just decided just to...let it go.

I look very foolish. To a lot of people I look foolish in what I'm doing and I understand that. The only thing that matters is how I feel and if I let how they feel affect me it'll change how I feel.

There's nothing I miss about anything in the whole wide world. The idea of missing something means you're not living in the moment. Every moment is good for something.

Anytime you play a team sport, the success of the team really makes everything better. It's nice.

I am an honest, God-fearing man who is intensely dedicated to being the best person I can be on and off the football field.

I sit and talk to God, and he just laughs at my plans.

Lord I'm Doing All I Can To Be A Better Man.

Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

My friends are so cynical, they refuse to keep the faith.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.

Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the way he does every night

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.

I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.