J.M. Williams Quotes

All animals are born with innocence, curiosity and love.

Life is a dance... Enjoy every step.

My friends come from many species.

Hidden paths can't be walked without moving obstacles.

I see God every day... For God is in everything I see.

Love has the power to change everything.

Life is not about giving up or giving in. Life is about giving.

Don't let your age control your life... Let your life control your age.

It's not whether animals will survive, it's whether man has the will to save them.

Every parent is a teacher... But not all parents teach.

Creating new paths requires moving old obstacles.

Show your love wherever you go, and enjoy love's blossoms whenever you return.

There are places on earth where we can catch a glimpse of heaven.

The determination and conviction to succeed can only come from within.

Therefore the great mediator of any community is human morality.

Patients describing the benefits of prayer often talk about how it provides a sense of well being.

At some point we must realize that actively defending against radical Islamic teachings is not a matter of cultural relativity. It is a matter of universally recognized human rights.

The liberation of Iraq was part of a broader effort to seriously confront the greatest threat to world security: rogue states capable of obtaining long range weapons of mass destruction.

You must develop personal contacts if you want to be successful.

We cannot solve the problem of terrorism by asserting our will on the world.

I hold, as an article of faith, that the worth of an organisation can be accurately measured as the reciprocal of how many Hollywood beautiful people it attracts. It has never failed me yet.

Ideas are like wandering sons. They show up when you least expect them.

I have played professional baseball for over half my life. From the time I picked up a baseball glove, I did not want to put it down.

A black face, run-down shoes and elbow-out make-up give me a place to hide. The real Bert Williams is crouched deep down inside the coon who sings the songs and tells the stories.

I love anything that has to do with expanding and becoming more than you can actually become. Going further than you did before.

Stop blaming everybody and everything for what's going on. If you really believe that you deserve better, then you would have it.

Any of these moments, you can turn it all around.

Nature is a really big part of our lives.

I'm always driven by something. It doesn't matter what it is, it could be the smallest task or something huge.

I've endured quite a bit of physical pain. My mom says that I got my first set of stitches when I was one-and-a-half. A cat got my eye.

If we start talking about we and us, just think of how many things can actually take place and change in the world.

If you really believe that you deserve better, work on you, not them.

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour is done."

I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.

I kind of want to know a little bit about everything.

I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.

For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.

I don't take too many things too seriously.

I try not to be hateful.

Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.