J. N. Andrews Quotes

Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?” “I’m not implying. I’m saying it.

Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.

It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.

Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.

I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board

The universe shrank to Curran and his pain. I had to break him free. Nothing else mattered.

What is he doing here?" Curran growled. "He's Roland's Warlord. He's here for me." He was here for the woman who had broken his master's blade. "Tough luck. You're mine.

You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.

I will devour you. I will lick your bones clean and crush them between my teeth. I will suck the marrow…” “That’s nice,” Kate said. “The shield.

The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.

One look at Rebecca and Aunt B would have an instant apoplexy. Raphael’s eyebrows furrowed. “My mother’s approval isn’t necessary.” Aha. “Does she know that?

The idiot had shot their own dog. That’s what happened when the destructive potential of a man’s weapons exceeded his intelligence.

The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was carrying a severed vampire head. The T-shirt has a smiley face on it.

A pissy werelion was rather difficult to live with.

Somewhere in that database my name sat in its own little niche, the name of a reject, undisciplined and worthless. Just the way I liked it.

Beautiful I would never be. Striking, that I could manage.

I finally realized the source of your mutual attraction," Saiman said, his voice dry. "You both think violence is foreplay.

Every handsome man had a flaw. It was just her luck that in William's case that flaw was lunacy.

They hold a grudge like it was their family treasure.

Why could nothing with Kate be simple? Why couldn’t Jim ever just come by to tell me that he had bowled a perfect game or benched a personal best. Maybe finally asked that weird tiger girl out.

Long strands of drool stretched from between his fangs and dripped on the pavement, sending a heady scent of jasmine to swirl through the air. Perfumed monster spit. What was the world coming to?

Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

Lyc-V is a jealous virus. It exterminates all other invaders with extreme prejudice.

Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider me properly chastised.

You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on your face.

Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense." "I don't dislike you. It's an oversimplification.

And then what?" "I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.

I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did, in fact, exist.

And men my prophet wail deride!

Roland had sworn off children—they kept trying to kill him.

Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?

Magic could not be measured and explained in scientific terms, for magic grew through destroying the very natural principles that made science as people knew it impossible.

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'.... 'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.

Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.

The human body is an amazing organism. It can go from dead tired to completely alert in a terrified blink.

He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.

Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car." Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?" "No. But I like to pretend it is.

Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me. "You think I should slap some man into him?

He groaned and I saw his face. "Curran!" I would've preferred a homicidal lunatic. Oh, wait...

He joked while Dali cut him, mangling the words with his monstrous jaws, snarled with a pretended rage and dramatically promised to "kirrrl youraaalll for this!

I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?

Kate Daniels, trained negotiator. When in possession of some valuable information, give it away to the first sexy man you see with no guarantee of return.

I lied. I need your help." "Who are we killing?" "Do you have a pen?

I gave him my hard stare. “You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate?” A wicked spark lit his eyes. “Many, many times.

"Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one."

On your best day, you're only as good as I am on my worst with one arm tied behind my back.

You're problem is, you underestimate me because I'm a woman.