J.P. Morgan Quotes
We didn't feel so good when we took our son to college and saw a sign on the liquor store - Back to School Sale.
My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.
They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?
When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ he gave her a lecture on anorexia.
Well I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do.
Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."
My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks.
A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life.
As an entrepreneur I am often asked how I kept my perseverance. Well persevere comes from the Latin roots purse as in "money " and sever as in "cut off." That's why I persevered.
I get confused with all the rules in golf. Let's say you're playing in L.A. and your ball lands on a dead body. Is your relief one or two club lengths?
I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.
Never turn down a job because you think it's too small you never know where it may lead.
I think, as I've gotten older I have realized what a huge privilege it is to even be in this business. I, more than ever, love what I do.
For too long people have backed companies on hope value rather than solid products coming out. Now we are coming out the other side.
Sportsmanship is definitely an important thing in all sports. In soccer, we all respect each other on such a high level, between Sweden and Brazil and Japan or whatever team it is.
God gave us dreams, but he gave us kids to make all those dreams worthwhile. And when I look at all my kids, I say everything that I've ever went through in my life was worthwhile.
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?
I love spending time with my friends and family. The simplest things in life give me the most pleasure: cooking a good meal, enjoying my friends.
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.
I think it's huge, especially in team sports, for players to be able to rely on each other and to really trust in each other.
I have done 'Sports Illustrated, ' but I don't regret it because it portrayed me in a positive way - as an athlete.
I started off playing sports when I was five years old. I played three or four sports all throughout the year.
My background was in graphic design, but when I was doing it, it was all hand-drawn stuff, not computers.
I love what I do for a living, but the other side, that aspect of being famous or a celebrity's got zero interest to me.
I played volleyball, basketball, softball, and I started to love soccer the most around 7-8 years old because it was a physical game. I could use my speed and strength to my advantage.
My goal is to show girls that I'm fighting so they don't have to, so they don't have to fight the same battles, so they don't have to fight for wage equality or whatever it may be.
Who would think it possible to redirect historical scholarship by explaining what Thomas Jefferson said in the Declaration of Independence?
