J.P. Stonestreet Quotes

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

America is a great place, speech is free and you're able to expose the fact that you're an idiot.

My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic.

I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me.

I sort of look at music as helping me get through situations.

Quickly you learn it's way better to have fans talking and caring about you than not.

People don't realize how long hours are when you're shooting a movie.

All I've ever wanted to do is entertain people - make them laugh, think, smile, feel creeped out or scared; whatever it is. I'm getting the opportunity to do that in various roles.

The most important thing for me as an actor playing a character is to make you laugh. That's my No. 1 goal.

It is fun to think about your pet moonlighting as a water delivery man, or a bouncer at a bar. Thinking about your dog out in the world, instead of laying on your bed when you leave, is really fun.

I have a very dry sense of humor.

I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids.

As actors, we want to challenges ourselves and put ourselves in different situations to see how we react and deliver a performance.

I have a pretty good understanding of animals.

TV is definitely easier hours.

Bringing up a child in a loving relationship is the most important thing.

Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

I'm very grateful and appreciative, and I remind myself every day that there are thousands and thousands of actors that have the same dreams and aspirations that I have.

Anything that I've put my name to and my face to and put my time into, is something that I'm clearly passionate about, or I wouldn't be there.

Big dreams and perseverance are a powerful duo.

I probably became an actor because of my vivid imagination, and doing voice-over really sort of takes me back to that.

I like to be at a party and be a quiet observer, be in conversation. I wouldn't say I was a class clown growing up, but I would definitely sit back in class and take snipes at the teacher.

I like day-after-Christmas omelets, day-after Christmas pizzas... Or you take croissant rolls, put gravy on top, turkey, mashed potatoes, cheese, more gravy. That sounds good!