J.R. Miller Quotes

That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.

That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.

The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator

The most important thing is actually raising up children with a true and lasting burning sense of curiosity. I don't even know how they do it. Good parents are a marvel.

I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases sensory appreciation.

Prayer no longer seems like an activity to me; it has become the continuing language of the relationship I believe God designed to fulfill a human life.

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks.

I'm from the dirty depths of New Jersey.

I lived my twenties in a very public manner and if anyone's twenties are documented it's not always going to be pretty.

Almost all negative moods are missing one key element - calm. By learning calm, you learn to deal with difficult areas. Calm allows us to achieve what we want, without being overwhelmed by anxiety.

When I have a child, it will be probably become my whole life, so I don't want to have any regrets that I should have done more.

I have a good brain on me, but I've never really used it when it came to making decisions about love, which has been a blessing and a curse.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.

People are terrified for their own reputations. They want the press on their side.

Companionate Conservatism - Making the streets safer before people are kicked out onto them.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

I'm really grounded and quite hippie, wanting to nurture and have children and be quiet.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

I don't know, monogamy is a weird thing for me.

And there is a time, glorious too in its own way, when one scarcely exists, when one is a complete void. I mean, when boredom seems the very stuff of life.

Every once in a while you ought to kiss a young lady. And every once in a while you ought to kiss a young lady for a while.

We wrote our first blog post before we wrote our first line of code.

[on having to lose weight] I thought I'll drink vodka instead of wine because it's less calories!

He is trying to recapture his innocence, yet all he succeeds in doing (by writing) is to inoculate the world with a virus of his disillusionment.

The purpose of life is to remember.

Think of me as the weathered sheriff coming back into Dodge 'cause the youngsters are shooting up the church and scaring the horses and not doing right by the women.

I have the same group of friends I've had since I was three.

Human nature is such that monogamy is a really hard thing to achieve.

I live alone, so I dont really talk to anyone once Im home. I have some silent nights.

It's nice, being brought up with no money at all. It's just not how I measure success, so that makes it a bunch easier.

When I was little, I spent a lot of time by myself. When other kids were in school, I was skiing and thinking about things. I was alone on the mountain.

I don't care what other people's judgments come down to-I care what my judgments come down to.

What's best about those seaside towns is that they are like time warps, and that's why people go there.

It is only too clear that man is not at home within this universe, and yet that he is not good enough to deserve a better.

The concert is a polite form of self induced torture.

Ski racers are built odd with overbuilt butts and legs.

Now with tabloids and seeing people walking around in sweats pumping gas you're like, 'Okay, they're just like us.'

Why change the world? Change worlds!

I did not get Botox because you wouldn't see any expression in my face. Hopefully it has paid off.

I was never just a 'fill in 16 bars on a beat' rapper. I was making real songs from the jump.

Oh, my mom. She's one of my biggest fans.

I've been listening to the old school hip-hop stuff and rock like The Beatles and the Rolling Stones.