J.R. Miller Quotes

From antiquity, people have recognized the connection between naming and power.

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.

I always have two pairs of glasses: geeky black Warby Parker frames and Wayfarer Ray Bans. Those are key!

I like to carry a nice bag because then I can wear t-shirts and jeans all the time!

My husband and I have a deal, which has worked out well: He cooks one Sunday, I cook the next. The kids set the table, and we eat in the dining room together, just as I used to do as a kid.

People have maybe, sometimes, said that I can, occasionally, be a teeny bit edgy and judgmental.

Religion is a set of social and political institutions and spirituality is a private pursuit which may or may not take place in a church setting.

Religion has become the blind spot of American journalism.

The loss of a job may be the wake up-call needed to redeem the fire of your genius.

If someone saw a movie of your life so far, when the credits rolled, would they say, “Wow, that was awesome?” Or would they scratch their heads and say, “I wonder what that was all about?

Meaningful work is within your grasp.

To look for a job before looking deeply inward is likely to short-circuit the process of finding your calling.

Continual learning is the key to continual living.

My underwear is my own person buisness.

True professional selling is simply sharing enthusiasm.

Our expectations determine how we respond. Be careful what you expect.

Jeans have become this neutral foundational garment. If you want to show you are relaxed, if you want to be relaxed, you wear jeans.

I think we raised awareness of spice and what it's doing to people in prison. The media is also doing a good job of highlighting how dangerous it is as well, so maybe we can add to that.

I'm absolutely terrified of heights, so maybe it's something I'd like to do in the future... although even saying it scares me! But I would absolutely love to overcome my fear of heights.

I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.

I like money. It's fun to fold and stack and smell and look at. It's just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a coin changer.

The government could take away all the drugs in the world and people would spin around on their lawns until they fell down and saw God.

Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.

I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.

The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.

Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day.

I'd rather be funny than wise.

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.

I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business.

Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.

The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.

The claim that somehow raw foods give you better energy, are more healthful, improve your immune system and all of that is simply not substantiated. And moreover, it's not biologically plausible.

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.

Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate them for a myriad of real reasons.

I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.

In the late twentieth century, staying sober has become just as much an addiction as getting wasted.

I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.

That kid's got an arm like Uncle Fester at an exhibition of Pre-Colombian... um, Christ, I lost it. I was going for something thick. So what's with the beard, Grizzly Fouts?

Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!

Nervous? He's tighter than Pat Buchanan's sphincter muscle at a 4th of July soiree on Fire Island.

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile

What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.