J.R. Stewart Quotes

I don't care how good you are, you have to have that feeling in your gut that you want to win every week when you go out there.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either.

When I go home, its an easy way to be grounded. You learn to realize what truly matters.

But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going on and what's going to happen.

So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.

The dichotomy between personal liberties and property rights is a false one. Property does not have rights. People have rights.

Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritarian regime.

Humans have made a huge hole in nature in the last 10,000 years. [With de-extinction,] we have the ability now, and maybe the moral obligation, to repair some of the damage.

If you don't like bacteria, you're on the wrong planet.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

I love the challenge of starting at zero every day and seeing how much I can accomplish.

May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home.

No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.

Let us live as people who are prepared to die, and die as people who are prepared to live.

Not only the Jew, but also all that is derived from the Jewish mind, corrodes and disintegrates what is best in us.

It's all about new techniques -- simplifying old techniques, and consolidating steps. Making things go faster, but not worse.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.

I think romance is anything honest. As long as it's honest, it's so disarming.

Violence is never ever a choice that a man should make.

Optimism is my best defense.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

When it came to kissing, Harlow was the best.

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

Don't spoil a good story by telling the truth.

I'll bring the red wine, you bring the ludes.

Fairness is what justice really is.

There's no reason to regret anything. Regret is a waste.

Whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you win or lose.

Oh press - must you spread hate? Can't you just stick to being wrong?

I think I was always looking for that perfect woman, who obviously doesn't exist. I wanted to be married. I wanted more kids. I'm a family man, at heart.

The psychology degree is simply that I was a chemistry major, and they kept wanting the correct answer, whereas in psychology you basically write whatever you want, and chances are you get a B.

I stand by every mistake I've ever made, so judge away.

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

A building is not something you finish. A building is something you start.

The gods only go with you if you put yourself in their path. And that takes courage.

The National Park Service today exemplifies one of the highest traditions of public service.

I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".

Cherish sunsets, wild creatures, and wild places. Have a love affair with the wonder and beauty of the earth!

I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.

What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction.

The mills of God work like lightning compared with the law.

I wasn't campaigning for a role in a Hollywood television series, it was a fluke. So you've got to have a measure of good luck, you really have, being in the right place at the right time.

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.

The problem with the Tea Party is they're all ignorant hillbillies who drink moonshine and ride around on mules. And they believe in stereotypes too.

You got amphetamine eyes.