Jack Gould Quotes

There is something supremely reassuring about television; the worst is always yet to come.

Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's home TV receiver?

Mr. Presley has no discernible singing ability.

It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on the monstrous camera.

One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.