James Nicoll Quotes

After enough concussions the head injuries blur together.

"Gun-wielding recluse gunned down by local police" isn't the epitaph I want. I am hoping for "Witnesses reported the sound up to two hundred kilometers away" or "Last body part finally located".

You may have trouble getting permission to aero or lithobrake asteroids on Earth.

I believe that I have now experienced the lifetime maximum exposure to bottom spanking in fantasy novels.

[Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens.

Never bring a gun to a fight where the other guy has a time-machine and tomorrow's newspapers.

english doesn't borrow from other languages. english follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

Romeo and Juliet *died*. I always liked that in a teen romance story.

About First Landing by Robert Zubrin: Someday I'd like to read a story about competent people on Mars.

My grandfather for example only died twice, once during the war and once in the 1980s.

I think once you start eating people you should stop claiming to be a vegetarian, even if you only eat bad people.

I have hated every Kress I read, especially this one, but the Bear is a standard Bear and if you like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you'll like.

Call me an extremist but killing a few hundred million people seems like the sort of method that might have unintended consequences.

Nothin'g sa'ys q'uality fantas'y l'ike misuse'd apos'tro'phes.

Whenever I find my will to live becoming too strong, I read Peter Watts

Deadly nightshade is the only plant I have ever been able to get to grow for me.

I can't help but notice that everytime I fly somewhere, other people's planes fall out of the sky.

Most of my scars are not fire-related and I no longer say "I know what I am doing" at critical moments.

About Antrax by Terry Brooks: I wonder if he's planning a book called SRS? Or F'lu?

Manitoba... Not sure what to do about them. Restock the province with megafauna and encourage tourism, I think. How quickly can we breed back the saber-toothed cats?

Ben Bova seems to work very hard at working in new discoveries into his Glum Future but alas, his future is glum and not that well written.

I don't mind hidden depths but I insist that there be a surface.

My father once discovered that one cannot "walk off" gangrene.

It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.