James Patterson Quotes

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open." Have you been watching Oprah again?

Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)

It was a pretty complete list. The kind of list one makes when one cannot fall asleep because one's thoughts keep swirling through one's brain like a bunch of sparrows on crack.

If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?

There's nothing more annoying than cold logic and reason when you've got a good fit going.

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy

Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.

Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day.

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

"I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.

I'm a freaking princess when it comes to other people's feelings. Yo dogbreath, get your paws of the everglades. -Max

I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It's very disciplined, yes, but it's joy for me.

Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

I have an idea. It’s risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.” Iggy raised his head. “Sounds like my kind of idea.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Pain fades,” I said slowly. “But being a nutcase seems to stick around. Guess who got the better deal here?” The last thing I remember is Mr. Chu’s face blazing with fury.

A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was.

Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn’t enough fun for him. Kids today are so spoiled.

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

Angel screeched with fury and despair to the empty walls around her. "I'm human, do you hear me? It hurts!

Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode.

happy all life for ever

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Seize what's been handed you. Make smart decisions. Make decisions because life is a temporary situation.

I don't smile as much as I should, even though I smile inside a lot.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

There's no such thing as a kid who hates reading. There are kids who love reading, and kids who are reading the wrong books.

Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try to get one for each of us. Hey! 'If'?

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge

There's always be a me and you.

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

You really are a scary man,no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.

and I think that everything in life is kind of unreal, isn't it?

Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong.

After all, Fnick is Superman," said Iggy. "Shut up, Jeff," I said, but I was smiling. I lifted Iggy's fingers to my face so that he knew.

Lots of women are gifting themselves with diamonds for their right hand.

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said.

"Disappear where?" You know what they say: curiosity killed the mutant bird kid. But I couldn't help myself.

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.