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James Patterson Quotes: "Just for fun I flew in huge banking arcs, taking deep breaths, enjoying the feel of my newly weightless hair. The stylist had called it “wind tossed.” If only she knew."

Just for fun I flew in huge banking arcs, taking deep breaths, enjoying the feel of my newly weightless hair. The stylist had called it “wind tossed.” If only she knew.



James Patterson Quotes: "I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)"

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.)




James Patterson Quotes: "It was the building from the drawing in my brain. And if you don’t think that’s a weird sentence, maybe you should reread it."

It was the building from the drawing in my brain. And if you don’t think that’s a weird sentence, maybe you should reread it.



James Patterson Quotes: "Look, I guess it's natural, you're teenagers, its springtime,everyone's thoughts are turning to birds and bees and caterpillars and moths..... - Iggy"

Look, I guess it's natural, you're teenagers, its springtime,everyone's thoughts are turning to birds and bees and caterpillars and moths..... - Iggy




James Patterson Quotes: "choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you."

choose now," he spat, his eyes practically shooing sparks. "me or him." gosh,Fang, you romantic fool," i said sarcastically."howw incredibly sexist pig of you.



James Patterson Quotes: "Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts."

Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts.



James Patterson Quotes: "Every once in a while, I'll have a 'Do you know who I am?' moment, at least in my head. I hate that."

Every once in a while, I'll have a 'Do you know who I am?' moment, at least in my head. I hate that.




James Patterson Quotes: "That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers."

That'd be just what I need: a rash of car thefts across America, committed by dedicated readers.



James Patterson Quotes: "There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows."

There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.



James Patterson Quotes: "Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."

Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.



James Patterson Quotes: "I write larger than life. It's what I do."

I write larger than life. It's what I do.



James Patterson Quotes: "I was always a good student, but I didn't read that much until I was 18 and I was working my way through college."

I was always a good student, but I didn't read that much until I was 18 and I was working my way through college.




James Patterson Quotes: "I think e-books are terrific in their own right. I love being able to get on a plane and basically carry around seven books and it weigh 10 ounces."

I think e-books are terrific in their own right. I love being able to get on a plane and basically carry around seven books and it weigh 10 ounces.



James Patterson Quotes: "I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me."

I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me.



James Patterson Quotes: "I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those."

I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those.



James Patterson Quotes: "I don't think of myself as a writer."

I don't think of myself as a writer.



James Patterson Quotes: "I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari"

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari



James Patterson Quotes: "He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total."

He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total.



James Patterson Quotes: "Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?""

Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"



James Patterson Quotes: "A good love story always keeps the pot boiling."

A good love story always keeps the pot boiling.



James Patterson Quotes: "What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max"

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max



James Patterson Quotes: "Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12"

Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12



James Patterson Quotes: "I recommend you stick to your own species, Shy Babe." p. 155"

I recommend you stick to your own species, Shy Babe." p. 155



James Patterson Quotes: "Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all."

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.



James Patterson Quotes: "I choose you, Max. -Fang"

I choose you, Max. -Fang



James Patterson Quotes: "Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123"

Love hurts." Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123



James Patterson Quotes: "Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming."

Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.



James Patterson Quotes: "The subject for a lot of non-fiction is very emotional, but if you read it, it's the most boring, dry stuff. I wanted 'Torn Apart' to be extremely accessible and readable."

The subject for a lot of non-fiction is very emotional, but if you read it, it's the most boring, dry stuff. I wanted 'Torn Apart' to be extremely accessible and readable.



James Patterson Quotes: "We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang"

We’ll be back!” he snarled. It was really Ari’s voice. Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang



James Patterson Quotes: "I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!"

I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!



James Patterson Quotes: "Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it."

Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it.



James Patterson Quotes: "I hate this guy,” Ari muttered, keeping his head down “There’s a club,” I told him. “The Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?"

I hate this guy,” Ari muttered, keeping his head down “There’s a club,” I told him. “The Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?



James Patterson Quotes: "What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)"

What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)



James Patterson Quotes: "My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle! I mean, if I’d been looking for proof that she really did love me, this was it, right?"

My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle! I mean, if I’d been looking for proof that she really did love me, this was it, right?



James Patterson Quotes: "You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be."

You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be.



James Patterson Quotes: "My favorite books are actually very complicated - 'One Hundred Years of Solitude', 'Ulysses'."

My favorite books are actually very complicated - 'One Hundred Years of Solitude', 'Ulysses'.



James Patterson Quotes: "Well, that's an evil smile."

Well, that's an evil smile.



James Patterson Quotes: "It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like."

It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like.



James Patterson Quotes: "If I'm writing and a chapter isn't coming, I just move ahead."

If I'm writing and a chapter isn't coming, I just move ahead.



James Patterson Quotes: "I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing"

I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing



James Patterson Quotes: "Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?"

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parent?" Max: "Uh, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to the test tube please?



James Patterson Quotes: "You looove me. You love me this much."

You looove me. You love me this much.



James Patterson Quotes: "My style is colloquial storytelling. It's the way we tell stories to one another - it's not writerly, it's not overdone."

My style is colloquial storytelling. It's the way we tell stories to one another - it's not writerly, it's not overdone.



James Patterson Quotes: "A lot of times you get people writing wonderful sentences and paragraphs, and they fall in love with their prose style, but the stories really aren't that terrific."

A lot of times you get people writing wonderful sentences and paragraphs, and they fall in love with their prose style, but the stories really aren't that terrific.



James Patterson Quotes: "People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun."

People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun.



James Patterson Quotes: "Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!"

Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!



James Patterson Quotes: "Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back."

Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back.



James Patterson Quotes: "Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!"

Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!



James Patterson Quotes: "Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2."

Sometimes he seems like a droid--or a drone. Fang of Nine. Fang2-D2.