James Patterson Quotes

You're just here for the ride. For the incredible, indescribable Maximum Ride. --Max's Voice

What are you guys doing? If you anted me to take a shower, all you had to do was pay me ten bucks, like you usually do

My life would never contain a convenient, pain-saving plan when it could stretch a problem out into an endless agony of uncertainty and torture.

I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thinking?

Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.

Great, they give blind kids guns," I said, trying to lessen his horror. "I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually.

Now that we were alone,i was self-conscious and cranky again.Why had i wanted to stay?if i had been programmed to want to be with dylan,heads were gonna roll,i promise you that.

I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!

But then we have to leave, have to. It's always been that way, and it will always be that way, Jane. That's just.. how it works

and I think that everything in life is kind of unreal, isn't it?

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.

Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, ’cause I’m just funny that way.

There's nothing more dangerous than than someone trying to act for the greater good.

Have you ever been to Colorado?" I frowned. "Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?

Time to die. -Evil Angel

Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.

Listen up,” I said urgently. “It’s time to round up your gear. I’m gonna check in with Patrick, and then we’re getting the flock out of here.” Ha-ha.

Fear is not the answer, not ever.

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

I vill destroy de snickers bar!" Gazzy(The Gas Man)

Why would you let [the TV audiences] build a habit of going to the cable networks? So I think they've obviously smartened up now, and they're not giving the summer to cable anymore.

A lot of things that people think are risky, I don't think are risky. I don't get all that. I think what was really risky for network television was to let cable television to take the summers.

My thing is when we're doing a movie or TV show, I just want to go in and look at it and go, "That was great."

When you go out to Hollywood, it's like, "Here's the book. It is what it is. It'll always stay the same."

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner, " Fang said, joining us.

I feel like, like pudding, " Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.

What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt." --Max

Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul, ' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries."I opened my eyes wide. "No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work and all.

Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."Have you been watching Oprah again?

Well, that's an evil smile...

So the first thing we're gonna do, " I told him, "is push you off the roof.

Marty, my mother used to say "Never get greedy with God." I think what she meant was "Don't dare ask for more if you already have what you need."

Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.Thank you, Confucious.

Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"-Maximum Ride

I'm way hot, " he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot."Fang

Iggy. This is not a democracy, " I said, (...)"It'sa Maxocracy.

It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn

I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.“Nope, ” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand out like a fart in church.

Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church.

People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It's hard.

People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It's hard.~Angel

If we had directions, it wouldn't be life. It would be an assignment. Grunt work.

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.

Memory is all I have now