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Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals."

I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't."

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.




Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men."

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'"

There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together.'




Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction."

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"

All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "It is just as painful to me when I do poorly. If the fault is all mine, that's what's painful. If it's a situation where no one could have succeeded, I don't feel as bad."

It is just as painful to me when I do poorly. If the fault is all mine, that's what's painful. If it's a situation where no one could have succeeded, I don't feel as bad.




Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore."

You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest."

Protesting the color of a man's skin is not a worthy protest.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible."

I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way."

If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I've got no problem with religion if you're going to use it for the good, like Gandhi or Martin Luther King. But that's rarely the case when it comes to politics. It's usually used as a con."

I've got no problem with religion if you're going to use it for the good, like Gandhi or Martin Luther King. But that's rarely the case when it comes to politics. It's usually used as a con.




Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger."

I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I was too ignorant to realize, "Oh, this will be difficult.""

I was too ignorant to realize, "Oh, this will be difficult."



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other."

I'm not a big fan of the comics competing against each other.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Sometimes I am very pleased with lifestyle and sometimes I feel utterly worthless because I have so few interests."

Sometimes I am very pleased with lifestyle and sometimes I feel utterly worthless because I have so few interests.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se."

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I make jewelry occasionally. I'm not a hobbyist. I'm a reader, I'm a lover of books, I like to watch movies, but mostly a lot of nothing. I'm quite content doing very little."

I make jewelry occasionally. I'm not a hobbyist. I'm a reader, I'm a lover of books, I like to watch movies, but mostly a lot of nothing. I'm quite content doing very little.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't."

For some reason I get advertised when I travel as a political comedian, which I'm not. Sometimes I talk about it and sometimes I don't.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still blame men."

Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still blame men.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody."

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I'm grateful for any opportunity to act."

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way."

Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult."

If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly."

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Conservative talk radio hosts have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death penalty Christian."

Conservative talk radio hosts have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death penalty Christian.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?"

How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I do not enjoy when people don't like me."

I do not enjoy when people don't like me.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day."

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal."

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you're standing so they can do the lighting, that's what I don't like."

TV, it's a director's medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you're standing so they can do the lighting, that's what I don't like.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that particularly confronts me very much at all."

I'm almost 46. You become no longer even regarded in a sexual way. As you get older you're just taken out of that realm. So it's not anything that particularly confronts me very much at all.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well."

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film."

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have."

You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl."

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas."

Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work."

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political."

Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it's not me who has said I was political.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'"

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.'



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'"

I don't know who you're referring to exactly who said, 'What has Iraq done to us?'



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy."

I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down."

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Irrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others."

Irrational crushes, infatuations, or obsessions. Whatever you want to label it, it's important to reach out to others.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting."

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn't get along in any setting.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep."

It's been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you're older, unless you're one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!"

No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage."

Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.



Janeane Garofalo Quotes: "A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster."

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.