Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

I'm not a disciplined writer.

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.